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adult hood is just
*buys a half gallon of milk* *uses it all within a few days* *decided to buy a gallon of milk to not run out before next shopping trip* *uses a teaspoon of milk that week and it goes bad somehow* *buys a quart of milk instead so it won’t go bad* *uses it in one day* *buys a quart and a half gallon of milk because the gallon was too much but the half gallon was not enough* *only uses the half gallon* *gives up on milk for a few days in general* *buys a gallon of milk again just to tempt fate* *somehow uses all of it without realizing and then has to eat sad cereal with like the 5 drops of remaining milk*
#i have an idea for a solution#my plan is to just go buy milk when i feel like drinking it {rare. drank expired milk for years growing up so it all tastes spoilt}#and if a recipe needs it ill just go pick up a small milk#easy peasy lemon squeezy!
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Snippets from Senshi's journal (as seen in the adventurers bible)
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Who was the man who first salted the slug
What was he thinking to try
Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures
Hoping for one which would die
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i refer to stinkbugs that find their way inside as "men" and in this case i think this is Actually A Man
Standing on two legs operating a switch? Yeah, that's a man
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Marcille and Falin, a few decades down the road.
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toshiro is also autistic and clearly envies how much laios doesn't mask and is able to say whatever he's thinking outright (he literally says so after their fight). and he was raised as like a minor lord or whatever in feudal japan so he learned to mask early on and that combination of masking + raised in a high-context culture + being in a foreign land with different etiquette means that he'll go through herculean levels of discomfort to not upset any perceived group balance and only snaps when he's like three days away from dropping dead. which is also something he sees in falin btw and is a big reason why he's drawn to her. imo
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you guys there’s a new nancy cartoonist and she’s amazing
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