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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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losing my mind at this

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Oh fuck they’re banning tiktok. QUICK!! REACTIVATE TUMBLR LIVE!!! THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!!!

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#you can have a pile of a liquid if it’s viscous enough. deceitful

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Just ate half a ice cream cake for. Ouuugh. Ask me anything. I love you

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any plans for the other half of the cakewhat the fuck that fish isnt supposed to be there

Hey get that thing awayyyyy

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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

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Something I do really love about The Tumblr Experience™️ is that you get everything. The whole blog, in order, not by popularity or (usually) tailored to fit an audience.

I followed this person for one thing, but this is a really gorgeous picture of a bird. A gifset of a movie I never would have seen. A poem about brothers or frogs or ribbon or love.

It's odd but it's meditative, almost. I think it's part of why mutuals, especially ones we don't really talk to, are such a specific phenomenon. I've never spoken to you, you stopped talking about the thing I followed you for forever ago, I don't even remember what it was, but I like seeing you there, still reblogging gifsets of 1990s cult classics and parasocially blogging about Bob Dylan.

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ok im going to bed. nobody sniff anything

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she looks weird. she looks really weird.

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I was replaying Aria of Sorrow and I knew what I needed to do. 

@straycatj as J Belmont.

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[Begin ID: "Red and white tabby looking at the camera with almost completely black eyes" End ID]

i never kicked mom strongly

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I think any inanimate thing you regularly care for becomes a little alive.

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disgusts me deeply to say it but 30 dollars is basically the new 20 dollars