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fuuck im so desperate to be fucked, im humping my gf’s leg as i type bc im just a pathetic slut and she told me to post how shameful im being 😳😳😳

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Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens

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(guy who acts weird in real life already) no one can know i act weird on the internet

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if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you

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I fucking love broccoli so much these little mini trees I get to put in my mouth full of fun little leaves that feel so cool against my tongue I fucking LOVE broccoli I love it so much fuck anti broccoli propaganda

#my boyfriend in a nutshell #or ig in a broccoli stalk

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cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

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Anton Seder - Die Pflanze in Kunst und Gewerbe - Naturalistischer Teil, Plate 99 - 1887

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While we overpopulate the world and create new technologies to kill each other with? Maybe we’re just beasts with big brains.

The X Files Rewatch:The Jersey Devil 1x05

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I'm like if a sensitive sweetheart was a bit bitter and loathesome

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Hey man I really wish I could just jack you in to my brain stem so you could enjoy the awesome pictures my thought juice makes straight from the source and understand my intent with perfect clarity but unfortunately you've gotta bite down on this dry boring word bullshit and guess my true meaning instead

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Luis Caballero

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a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale

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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell