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hey guys!!!! im opening commissions!! woooo!! i need to buy some personal stuff, and i need to help out a friend so :’) voila. paypal only!!!  please provide references  pay before, please.  message me often!! i often forget things :’) i need reminders sometimes 

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Trigger Warnings for the Next Horror Game Jack’s Gonna Play

So… Visage. Everyone thinks that there could be ego stuff in there but you guys don’t have to force yourselves to watch if you’re not good with the topics that are tackled in the game. Most of them can be upsetting. The game description in the steam page mentioned that there will be murders, suicides, and possibly gore in there. Also, people who has photosensitive epilepsy should probably steer clear of this game.

The very first scene of the game could also be potentially HIGHLY triggering for some people. I’ll describe it briefly but basically, there is the gun murder of a possibly a mother and two kids and then the murderer turns the gun on themselves and shoots. It’s not gorey or something (that’ll probably come later in the game) but it can still be highly upsetting for people.

If that’s the beginning of the game and you’re already uncomfortable, then perhaps tread carefully. If the description is already triggering you then this series is probably not for you and that’s okay! Self-care and mental health is a lot more important and I’m sure that Jack wouldn’t want you to force yourself.

That’s why the community is here. If any ego thing went down then the others are here to help screen the video and whatever cryptic bullshit Jack and the editors did. We’re here to have fun and help each other as a community so don’t worry about missing much on that front.

So… regarding the upcoming horror let’s play vids, take care of yourselves okay?

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I just unfollowed a lot of accounts that were either inactive or didn’t post things I was interested in. With that being said, I’m gonna need more new accounts to follow! Like or reblog if you post primarily youtubers (specifically jacksepticeye, markiplier, and the game grumps) and or Video games (any of them really)

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reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

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Angst prompt: Grief

Day One:

Warning: Death

It was a hard day for Dr. Iplier. He hadn’t had any sleep for a long time and he hadn’t eaten anything in awhile. He felt wilted and tired from his long days in the ER.

He sighed as he walked out of the Hospital getting ready to go home to his lover who was likely waiting for him to get home. He was so tired and ready to just lie in bed with his lover and kiss them and hold them.

He got in the car and started the engine. He put on his seatbelt and slowly started his car and breathed a sigh of relief that he was finally off of work. He smiled and pulled out of the parking lot.

As he drove, he slowly got sleepier and sleepier. Until he fell asleep as he drove. Then suddenly all around him was a bright light.

The Host was at home at ego inc when it happened. He felt it. Like an arrow through his heart. He gasped and fell to his knees as he grabbed at his heart.

Wilford, who was nearby, ran to him and helped him into a chair.

“What’s wrong my friend?” He asked holding him up and not letting him slide out of the chair.

Fat bloody tears fell from his face and he sobbed. He was crushed and he didn’t understand why.

Wilford was shocked and he didn’t know exactly what to do. He held Host as he tried to figure out what was wrong with his good old buddy.

The Host softly narrated to himself and gasped, suddenly getting up and running out the door.

Wilford stood there unsure of whether to follow, but he did anyways. He saw it was raining terribly hard and he was soaked in a matter of seconds.

The Host was running forward towards the highway nearby.

Wilford saw him going towards the cars and he sprinted forward and caught him by his coat before he could run straight into traffic and get hit.

He held the struggling Host close and pulled him away from the traffic. The Host fought tooth and nail, but was unsuccessful against the stronger man.

Wilford managed to pull him away and he turned him around. The Host immediately collapsed into his arms and sobbed once again. He cried and made unintelligible sounds mixed in with his terrible sobbing. After a while of simply holding him, Wilford finally managed to calm him down and get him to stop crying.

“He’s dead.” Was all the Host said.

Wilford was slightly shocked by that statement, but not entirely as he knew it was something bad if it reduced the Host to such a mess.

Wilford was confused however as to who was dead.

“Who, my friend?” He asked.

“Edward.” He said. The Host was numb to it all and simply felt the name tumble off his tongue.

He was broken.

#the host #hostieoriginal #dr. host #host #dr. iplierest #dr iplier

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DO YOU LIKE ANGST?!

 DO YOU LIKE MONTHLY CHALLENGES?! 

WELL I HAVE THE PERFECT THING FOR THAT, MY FRIEND! Me and several good friends of mine crafted this list with our personal favorite angst prompts, to bring you a month-full bucket of delicious agony! INTRODUCING…. THE ANGST CHALLENGE!

You can draw, write or do whatever you do with monthly challenges with this! If you do try this out, please @ me so I can see your deliciously angst-filled work!

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In case it wasn’t clear…

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This thread omg

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#ha

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life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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@markipwiwer just in case

IMPORTANT WARNING

If you don’t watch the news like me then you missed the breaking news so I figured I’d post it here for all my fellow Australians: if you’re in NSW VIC or QLD and have bought strawberries from woolworths this past week then CHUCK THEM OUT they found sewing needles in multiple of them.

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want more??? i can make more! just tell me which ones you wanna see as girls OR as boys

Omg! JJ looks so great as a girl! And the Google one is also cool :D I would like to see Bing as girl, the raddest dude as a rad gal would be fun to see, and also my boy, my wonderful boy Damien :)

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700 Follower Giveaway!

For my 700 followers landmark, I will be doing a giveaway of a fic!

A three part fic for characters of your choosing.

Rules:

1. There will be one winner.

2. Markiplier characters are obviously favored, but I will also do Jacksepticeye characters, Transformers, and Supernatural.

3. Reblogs count, likes don’t.

4. Multiple reblogs = multiple entries.

5. We will discuss characters and plot when I choose a winner, as there are some characters/pairings (ex: DarkMark) I won’t write and some scenarios (ex: explicit smut) I won’t write.

Entries close 9/21/18 at noon!

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Hi Hosty, uuuh I love you, okay bye!

The Host smiles and waves. “Thank you. Bye.”

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*gives u 500 cheesesticks* Here you go

The Host sighes and makes them go into his pocket dimension. “Thank you.”