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*pulls on leather gloves* It is my professional opinion that you need less blood. Let us begin.

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80% of the ocean has not been explored. there could be a Dollar General down there

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me every day of my stupid little life: if i dont get a Little Treat in the next five minutes im going to die

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the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

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tomorrow.

is thursday yes

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another philosophical question that is very very related. is Chuck E Cheese a restaurant ?

absolutely not. it’s an arcade that happens to have “food”

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woke up and turned over and there was a roach next to me.... wtf did we do last night....?

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It’s real

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is it okay for lesbians to watch brokeback mountain\love simon\moonlight etc?

are u asking me if it’s okay for lesbians to watch movies

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no more stress thanks, i’m full

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*steps in a puddle and a Dark Souls style status effect bar rapidly fills until I’m struck with !!WET SOCKS!! nd i explode and die horribly*

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"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi