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idk if elon will kill his new chatbot grok when he finds out its woke, but he'll definitely kill it once he discovers it's funnier than him

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Not to be a drooling socialist cuck, but if a full day's labour can't purchase three square meals, 24 hour's worth of rent and utilities, a fraction of a month's clothing budget, and a reasonable portion to be saved for when you can no longer comfortably work, what the fuck are we doing shit for

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The Eiffel tower is going to be deconstructed.

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writing a garbage essay feels like you’re the cow who gave birth to the two headed calf. in the morning, my professor will wrap him in newspaper and dissect him on a cold operating table. but here he is alive, under the pale glow of my computer screen. he is beautiful. there are twice as many logical fallacies as usual.

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Wait this is funny

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i am chronically online but not in a way that others recognise unless they are also an active tumblr user in the year 2023 🫡

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people who have obsessions are the only ones i know how to buy presents for. everyone else gets the loose change at the bottom of my purse

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one of my favorite things about my job that i can say to people that sounds utterly ridiculous but is technically 100% true is that one of our sea turtles keeps trying to get me to commit a felony on her behalf and gets SUPER cranky when i won’t do it

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This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

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The lies subreddit is beautiful

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