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Today is a lesson in duality, and Minecraft songs.

On the one hand: Welsknight releasing a previously-unheard diss track against Docm77 written four years ago for a storyline that didn't happen, a collaboration with elybeatmaker, and it goes hard as hell.

On the other hand: Jono releases something just called Skizzleman Farts. (It, somehow, also slaps.)

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IN CELEBRATION OF XISUMA IN MCC: one of my favorite xisuma clips of all time. "i made bedwars :(". important additional knowledge: they then proceeded to suck ass so badly. and this is also after they had already sucked so badly,

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Tubbo: IT'S OK!!!

Coypiso: Is this a bad time to say I don't believe in vaccines?

[The toaster lights on fire and everyone starts screaming as the fire alarm goes off]

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Xisuma's new horn. Of him howling. That he said he looked up videos and spent an hour doing multiple takes to get the recording. Talking about getting down on all fours for the right "body posture". That he punctuates by putting the woolf hat on. And joining the Wool collective now comes with a hat and horn.

Season 10 is Season X (is a furry) I guess.

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posting this clip bc people have been talking about cub's academic adventures again

also this

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Dude 😭

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I'm not sure I've ever seen Scar be dealt psychic damage so quickly.

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I think Fit said something

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'Yeah so Rose and Blaze Empress present as like feminine and uh fucking- Ocean Overload presents as male. Like masculine. Enderking is just a fucking bitch. He's an absolute bitch. Uh, he's like a spoilt king bitch. *laughs* Spoilt king bitch, that's his official title.'- Philza, 24/4/24

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Diverisity win! The rich spoiled manipulative bitch god who makes you loose your mind slowly through phycological tourchre and hallucinations is he/they nobianary :DDDD

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[ID: A digitally drawn comic of Grian from hermitcraft based on a textpost by @rowenablade.

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine Gotta gotta be down, because I want it all (NYC article title) Started Out as a Fish (red arrow pointing to a Minecraft cod) How Did It End Up Like This? (red arrow pointing to Grian’s Minecraft skin with a cod head on it) (End article title) It was only a fish IT WAS ONLY A FISH #now I’m out of the sea (A Minecraft cod with a red sweater to indicate it’s Grian is above a colorless ocean background) #and I’m up on the land (Grian the fish is on a colorless beach background) #and I’m growing a leg (Grian has one human leg jutting out the side of his fish body) #and I’m learning to stand (Grian is standing on that one leg) #now I’m taking a step (Grian’s leg is forward to indicate movement) #I’m no longer a fish #I don’t know what I am #but I’m going to RUN NOW #OUT UNDER THE SUN NOW #THERE I GOOOOOOO (Grian now has 2 legs and is running)

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desperately trying to get this clip to upload to prove to my mutuals that I'm not lying about schlatt coming out AT LEAST THAT"S WHAT IT SEEMED LIKE TO ME

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One month later.

Spanish version

French version

Portuguese version

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I'm just highlighting one of the things Sweevanna showed in their documents, please read the entire thing here, and support the admins. They wrote all of the egg's descriptions on the shop, and every single one of them but Pomme's went unchanged. It's really odd how unnatural they made her personality sound "engages in various creative activities"? Really odd.

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rancher 2 rancher communication

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[25] face of a man whose stomach is burning with hellfire

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on the topic of ship hot takes, joel and jimmy are queerbaiting btw. there’s nothing more deceitful than having 2 men say they’re almost gonna kiss and call each other babe to then realizing post-look up that they are straight and in a relationship with a women. grian was totally right for acting like that when they pretend kissed because he was calling them out right there! end rant

normal people: hey man hows it going