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𖤐 ───── 𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖞 𝖒𝖊! 𝖘𝖒𝖚𝖙 𝖛𝖎𝖘𝖚𝖆𝖑𝖘 ───── 𖤐

𝖋𝖊𝖆𝖙. demon brothers / fem!reader

𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌. literal porn. mostly subby!reader. minors absolutely do not interact.

𝖆/𝖓. very self indulgent. just for fun. haven’t seen this done for this fandom so I decided to do it myself. might do the non-dateables depending on how this goes?

𖤐 𝖑𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗

how lucifer preps his fingers for you

avatar of pride making you cum without even entering you yet. a true sadist.

when he invites you to his room for some tea but y’all end up like this

𖤐 𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖒𝖔𝖓

so this is what you and mammon got up to when y’all skipped a day of RAD

mammon lost a bet to you so now he can’t touch you. is it really a punishment for him tho? 👀

𖤐 𝖑𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓

you’ll be sending him into overdrive with the overstimulation

fucking you into the couch

𖤐 𝖘𝖆𝖙𝖆𝖓

satan breeding you

*gasp* not on his bookshelves!

𖤐 𝖆𝖘𝖒𝖔𝖉𝖊𝖚𝖘

asmo is the king of teasing

when he buys you pretty lingerie

𖤐 𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖟𝖊𝖇𝖚𝖇

quickies in the bathroom with this himbo

shower sex

𖤐 𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖌𝖔𝖗

pretty morning sex with baby boy

slow and sensual

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⤷ 𝐜𝐰: dom fem!reader(ish), soft sukuna, cunnilingus, 𝐚/𝐧: not the greatest but this thirst is the only thing i can offer with my writer’s block, not self indulgent at all

❥ the 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐬, huh? that’s what they call him?

well, it’s a shame they don’t get to see this side of the mighty king. 

his presence alone brought many people to their knees but here he was, nestling his face between yours. 

the way his wondrous tongue diligently laps up every essence of you; the way his nose tickles the hood of your clit as he muffles his moans into your weeping core; the way his half-lidded eyes are full of adoration and lust when he looks up at you — this wasn’t the same man that people feared, no… this was a man who had completely surrendered himself to you.

you shudder at how he grips your thighs so tight that his nails leave small, red marks all over your precious skin. he always says this was his way of marking you as his own. 

sukuna never shied away when pleasuring you. in fact, he always took it further by pulling you closer, trying so desperately to become one with you while working his magical tongue up and down your entrance. 

his thick fingers play inside you like a symphony and your pretty cries are music to his ears. something far more pleasant than the battle cries he’s used to.

he was starved, famished, and he seemingly had one goal and one goal only; and that was to satisfy his queen. 

you harshly tug at his hair, slightly lifting him up to get a clear view of his face. “sukuna, is this your way of telling me that you miss me?”

he smirks at your sudden question, “hm… my love, should I stop?”

“no,” you chuckled. “shut up and keep going.”

his desire to please you only grew from your sharp response as the king obediently smiles into your pussy, ready to drink up everything your beautiful body has to offer; and you knew he wouldn’t stop until you were nothing but a limp doll from emptying out every ounce of your impending orgasm.

𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐬: @laraazoldyck @satosuguslut @honouredsatoru

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𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐁𝐄𝐃 | 𝐌𝐃𝐍𝐈

⤷ 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓. itadori, megumi, gojo, nanami, geto, sukuna, toji

⤷ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆. random nsfw headcannon, a lot of filth but nothing dark, jjk x fem!reader, everyone is aged up

⤷ 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒. picture source from here. may have some grammatical errors since i made this on a whim and i didn’t proofread properly (also it’s 2:30am as I edit this)

⤷ 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒. @laraazoldyck @megumifushi​ @honouredsatoru

𝐘𝐔𝐉𝐈 𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐈 ❥

King of fingering. He’ll take it to pound town, trust me

Will make it a mission to see you squirt

Has a habit of pumping his cock before going inside you

Lets out a groan when he initially enters you followed by a quick pause before he begins thrusting

Closes his eyes in pure joy while fucking you

Says “oh yeah” or “mmm” under his breath

Leaves hickies on your titties

Calls you ‘princess’ and ‘my girl’

Kitten licks your nipples feels good but its an excruciating tease

Is addicted to fucking you

Buries his head in your nape in almost all positions because he’s so drunk on your pussy

Fave position are ALL the doggy positions or anything that accentuates your ass

When in doggy, he loves grabbing on to your jiggly thighs to guide his thrusts

Doesn’t last as long in doggy so he usually leaves that for last 

Is an ass man but cums on your tits

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𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐓? | 𝐌𝐃𝐍𝐈

⤷ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆. nsfw, smut, messy facefucking, dirty blowjob, praising, overstimulation (if you squint), honestly this is just pwp, sakusa x fem!reader, aged up, wc: 0.6k

⤷ 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒. fanart source here

⤷ 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒. @laraazoldyck @sunatear @babydai (ik you been feeling a little off so I hope this cheers you up) @hqintheclub

❥ 𝐒𝐀𝐊𝐔𝐒𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐘𝐎𝐎𝐌𝐈 is the type of boyfriend who’ll patiently wait for you to get home from dinner with your friends. If you say you’ll be home by 10pm, he’ll start playing with his cock at 9:50pm so by the time you get home, he’ll already be nice and hard for you. He’s thoughtful like that. You’ll make your way into the apartment and as soon as you open the bedroom door, you’re welcomed by the image of him laying naked on the bed — one hand behind his head, the other hand playfully stroking his thick rod as his pink tip glistens under the dimly lit bedroom.

❥ 𝐒𝐀𝐊𝐔𝐒𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐘𝐎𝐎𝐌𝐈 is the type of boyfriend who’ll have to audacity to ask, “How was dinner, beautiful?” while he pumps out each syllable and expects a genuine answer. “I-It was great,” your legs clamp together at sight of the already leaking pre-cum. Paying no attention to your stunned reaction, he’ll reply, “That’s good. I’ve been keeping myself a little occupied,” ending the sentence with one long stroke. The sound of his dick slapping back against his stomach makes you shudder. “You got room for dessert?” he’ll kindly inquire. 

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❥ thinking about beefy, brazil 𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐚 and the way his body glistens after numerous rounds of messing up your cunt. he’s got you creaming rings around his heavy cock from all the times he’s made you cum and is still going at it because his stamina is something else. he loves the sight of his length disappearing inside of you and loses his mind at the lewd sounds of his balls slamming against your jiggly ass, releasing breathy grunts with each thrust. he’s completely pussy drunk and wants your walls to keep milking him over and over again until there’s nothing left for him to give. the way you let out little whines every time he slowly drags his cock out has him insatiable and when his thick hand harshly meet your reddened ass once more, you flinch at the pain but almost cry at the pleasure. “one more time… cum for me one more time, baby”

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𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒

⤷ 𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒. their last words to you if you guys were dying together

⤷  𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓. yuji, megumi, gojo, nanami, nobara, maki, inumaki, yuta, mai, noritoshi, getou, choso, toji

⤷ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆. headcannon, mentions of death, angst, no spoilers

⤷ 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒. inspired by this, just some word vomit from last night

⤷ 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒. @laraazoldyck@megumifushi@tojisveryown @honouredsatoru @5kz8isfate

Sometimes we tend to forget about our own mortality.

Ironically, life itself had shown to be your final opponent as you and your lover fought to the last breath.

They say that ‘death brings meaning to life’ so you wouldn’t have thought that from something so profound, closing the final doors to everything you once knew and loved would have been so bleak.

It was all lies. There were no clusters of stars, no bright light, but instead the mere, hazy image of your almost lifeless partner who laid beside you. Blood painted across the lips you kissed so often.

Even when death peered from the wicked darkness they weakly brought their hand to yours but regrettably, only a pinky had managed to wrap around your motionless digits.

In the sheer moment, they mustered out their last words to you…

𝐘𝐔𝐉𝐈 𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐈 ❥ “I’m sorry I brought you into this. I’ll save us next time. Okay?”

𝐊𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐊𝐈 𝐍𝐎𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐀 ❥ “Don’t go.”

𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐔𝐌𝐈 𝐅𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐎 ❥ “You’re not dying with me. Save yourself… please.”

𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔 𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎 ❥ “Don’t be scared. I’m here.”

𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈 ❥ “We can rest now. We won’t have to work so hard in the next life, I promise.”

𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐈 𝐙𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍 ❥ “You did well. I’m proud of you.”

𝐓𝐎𝐆𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐈 ❥ *trying to use his cursed speech* “Live.”

𝐎𝐊𝐊𝐎𝐓𝐒𝐔 𝐘𝐔𝐓𝐀 ❥ “I’m glad you’re with me.”

𝐌𝐀𝐈 𝐙𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍 ❥ “I should have stopped when I had the chance. I’m sorry.”

𝐊𝐀𝐌𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐈 ❥ “We.. can’t die now.”

𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐎 ❥ “Can I hold you one last time?”

𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐔 𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐎𝐔 ❥ “Hold my hand. It’ll be okay. I won’t forget you.”

𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈 𝐅𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐎 ❥ “Tsk.. who knew? Thanks for everything, I guess”

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𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐈𝐍 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄 | 𝐌𝐃𝐍𝐈

⤷ 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓. gojo satoru, toji fushiguro, fem!reader

⤷ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆. nsfw, smut, degrading, teasing, praising, panty stuffing, edging, feral!toji, sub!reader, dry humping (honestly most of these are for toji’s)

⤷ 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒. not sure why the image came out blurry. click for better quality. this is my first breakthrough from writer’s block so it may not be the best, got a little carried away with toji’s one hehe.

⤷ 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒. @laraazoldyck @angelalje @megumifushi @honouredsatoru @me-wa-usotsukenai @mademoisellevanity (tagging you because I know you love your lingerie)

𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔 𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎 ❥

When Gojo undresses you and sees that you’re wearing a white, embroidered set underneath your clothing, he has to suppress a whimper

“Do you like what you see?” you question

Your perked nipples peaking through the sheer mesh teases his hardening cock and thoughts of him cumming all over those tits of yours causes him to quickly adjust his bulge 

He wants to see you undone immediately

But he knows he can’t be selfish so he decides to play with you first

“Get on the bed,” he demands

Which is followed by your little, submissive, “Yes.”

He unfastens his trousers and pulls them down to lets his girthy shaft swing freely

He hovers over you, spoiling you with a multitude of kisses that cover your entire body as his hands fumble over your lingerie

“Mmm,” he mumbles against you. “I just can’t get enough of you.” 

Gojo knew you wanted to get undone for him just as much as did. He knew you just wanted him to be inside you already - whether it was with his fingers or his dick 

But he wasn’t going to let that happen so easily

He notices you look slightly frustrated because of the way he was toying with you

So he slides his hands under the wiring of your bra and gently twists your erect nubs between his thumb and forefinger. As a result, soft mewls escape your mouth and a burning heat begins to rush to your core

Each moan sent a shiver of excitement straight down to his balls 

Your knees buckle from the uncontrollable arousal but he’s quick to put you in your place as he presses them back into the mattress

“Take it off already!” You beg

Satisfied with your reaction, he lowers his head to your hip and he begins nibbling at the delicate trims on the side of your thong - gradually slipping his tongue underneath the fabric to savour the taste of your skin

He bites on the strap and slides them down with his mouth at an excruciatingly slow pace, leaving your exposed pussy quivering for more

All while his dominant hand is working his cock 

His eyes, full of lust meet with yours and a bratty grin forms through his clenched teeth when you arch your back in desperation

With your pussy still untouched, you sensed this was going to be a painfully long night

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RUDE

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today feels like a good day for toji to spit into my mouth

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Typical suggestive conversations with your boyfriend, Atsumu (MDNI)

context: you guys are talking about the latest ep of a show and you decided to drop a cheeky comment. let’s just say he didn’t react well. content: crack, fluff, tw hints on masturbating, all charas are aged up ofc

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Random suggestive texting with your boyfriend, Atsumu. (MDNI)

context: you guys are talking about a recent episode of a show until you drop a cheeky joke. he did not react very well to it. all aged up ofc. // warnings: cw masturbating

a/n: Idk why but I literally just made this. gonna post this and then dip bc it’s 3am here lmao bye 👋

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[+] I’LL SEE YOU AGAIN

➳ feat. Ryōmen Sukuna x fem!reader (headcannon/drabble)

➳ synopsis. the forbidden relationship between reader, who is a grade 1 jujutsu sorcerer and Ryōmen Sukuna, the mighty cursed spirit she was assigned to seal.

➳ word count. 1.5k

➳ genre/warnings. fluff, angst, forbidden love, enemy to lovers, very small suggestive part (literally nothing), soft!sukuna (ish)

➳ notes. to add some context, this is set in an AU where yuuji never ate the finger and there is no vessel. sukuna’s body is his own and he roams around as himself. this was initially a headcannon but then it became too long so it turned to a drabble so apologies if the format is weird. think of this as a regular headcannon but without the dot points

listening to: as the world caves in - matt maltese (slowed)

𝐋𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 – 𝐑.𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧

You couldn’t explain how you began falling in love with Ryōmen Sukuna. What you had was the type of love to ruin you, the type of love you’d die for but who knew the person you would die for could also be the one kill you?

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[+] I’LL SEE YOU AGAIN

➳ feat. Ryōmen Sukuna x fem!reader (headcannon/drabble)

➳ synopsis. the forbidden relationship between reader, who is a grade 1 jujutsu sorcerer and Ryōmen Sukuna, the mighty cursed spirit she was assigned to seal.

➳ word count. 1.5k

➳ genre/warnings. fluff, angst, forbidden love, enemy to lovers, very small suggestive part (literally nothing), soft!sukuna (ish)

➳ notes. to add some context, this is set in an AU where yuuji never ate the finger and there is no vessel. sukuna’s body is his own and he roams around as himself. this was initially a headcannon but then it became too long so it turned to a drabble so apologies if the format is weird. think of this as a regular headcannon but without the dot points

listening to: as the world caves in - matt maltese (slowed)

𝐋𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 – 𝐑.𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧

You couldn’t explain how you began falling in love with Ryōmen Sukuna. What you had was the type of love to ruin you, the type of love you’d die for but who knew the person you would die for could also be the one kill you?

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[7TH OF MAY]

➳ feat. aged up! akaashi x gn!reader (‘drabble’)

➳ request. “Can I get an angst with akaashi where he likes reader but reader doesn’t like him back? besides that,, akaashi asks reader to meet them behind school (where the cherry blossom trees are.) and he confesses to them and reader kindly rejects him, then reader leaves akaashi silently crying. No happy ending pls—make me cry <3″ - Anon

➳ word count. 1.4k

➳ genre/warnings. angst, unrequited love, after high school, aged up, some swearing towards the end, sfw

➳ notes.to my anon, I aged up the reader and akaashi since I felt a little uncomfortable writing about kids in school but i still incorporated the school to the setting. i’m not sure if this will make you cry the way you want but i hope you still enjoy it!

Cherry blossoms danced their way to the ground as May rolled into its 7th day. The trees always bloomed so beautifully around this time. Akaashi’s stiff figure stood underneath the branches as he anticipated your arrival and his mind was all over the place. When he came to the realisation that his feelings for you went beyond platonic, he always felt a little strange and uneasy. Will this ruin our friendship? Will they want me like I do? Or am I thinking too hard into this? He couldn’t bear losing a friendship of 5 years but hiding his feelings from you felt like a form of self-inflicted torture. He woke up this morning and thought today was the right day for him to tell you. 

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JJK ON TINDER 

➳ feat. gojo, yuji, nobara, megumi

➳ genre/warnings. none, just crack, all characters are aged up

➳ notes. this was something short and quick I whipped up before bed last night so apologies for any grammatical errors. and shoutout to @/inaflashimagine for being the first to do this. i’m also in no way associated with Tinder lmao

↳ GOJO: 

His tinder would be full of photos he has with multiple people so you’ll be unsure about which one he is

The type to have “Here for fun” or “don’t know how to use this app” as the bio, the second one clearly being a lie

He’ll have dot points of his hobbies and you can bet one of them is “being an amazing teacher” or “am funny”

Would probably swipe right to everyone but not message first when he gets a match

Probably gets a lot of messages about his blindfold 

Actually, if he feels like clowning, he’ll set his main photo as a photo of him wearing the blindfold

And his bio would just be “I see.”

He thinks it’s hilarious

If he does hit you up, it’ll be with a cheesy pick-up line

And yet he wonders why some people don’t reply

Isn’t phased by it though, he got hoes

I’m sorry but I can also see him un-matching with people frequently

Mans just loves to change his mind

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➳ feat. Ryōmen Sukuna x fem!reader (headcannon/drabble)

➳ synopsis. the forbidden relationship between reader, who is a grade 1 jujutsu sorcerer and Ryōmen Sukuna, the mighty cursed spirit she was assigned to seal.

➳ word count. 1.5k

➳ genre/warnings. fluff, angst, forbidden love, enemy to lovers, very small suggestive part (literally nothing), soft!sukuna (ish)

➳ notes. to add some context, this is set in an AU where yuuji never ate the finger and there is no vessel. sukuna’s body is his own and he roams around as himself. this was initially a headcannon but then it became too long so it turned to a drabble so apologies if the format is weird. think of this as a regular headcannon but without the dot points

listening to: as the world caves in - matt maltese (slowed)

𝐋𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 – 𝐑.𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧

You couldn’t explain how you began falling in love with Ryōmen Sukuna. What you had was the type of love to ruin you, the type of love you’d die for but who knew the person you would die for could also be the one kill you?

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[+] MORNINGS WITH THE HAIKYUU BOYS

➳ feat. post timeskip! toru oikawa, miya atsumu, shoyo hinata, koutarou bokuto

➳ synopsis.random scenarios of the mornings you have with the haikyu boys

➳ genre/warnings. fluff, fluff, fluff, minor swearing, sfw, gn!reader, imagine, mentions of food for those who are fasting, timeskip! but no spoilers, not properly proofread

➳ notes. random choice of characters, feel free to hit up my inbox to request the characters you want, feedback is welcomed

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↳ OIKAWA: The morning was chillier than usual and Oikawa’s arms were wrapped around your waist, face nuzzled into the crook of your neck. While this was sweet and definitely keeping you warm, the problem was that he sleeps like a log so he doesn’t move. His grip was tight so when you needed to adjust yourself, you couldn’t. You ever so carefully freed yourself out of one arm, just to give yourself some space only for that arm to move right back where it was, it was instant reflexes. Brushing it off, you removed his arm again only for it to pop back to where it had been. This was going to be a problem. You turned to look at him to make sure he was still asleep and he definitely was so you try again for the last time. This would be your last attempt before you admit defeat. As you lifted his arm once more, he abruptly halts you with a “No.” I guess he wasn’t asleep. “Baby, stop. I’m cold,” he groaned. He gave you a soft kiss on your shoulder before dozing off again. You knew you weren’t going to move anytime soon.

↳ ATSUMU: You woke to the sound of light snores and look over to see Atsumu’s body splayed out on the bed like the king (he thinks) he is. I wonder what he’s dreaming about, you thought. He looks so peaceful, you almost don’t want to wake him up later because he’ll be such an earful once he opens his eyes. You needed to savour this. While lost in thought, he rolls the opposite direction, turning his back to you and aggressively pulls all the blanket with him, leaving you with nothing. The audacity… And he’s not even awake yet. You lightly tug the blanket back but realised he must have had some sort of death grip on it because it. did. not. move. With a few more failed attempts of bringing some blanket back to your side, you thought FUCK IT and yanked the blanket so hard you had woke him up and actually pulled him back over to face you. He’s confused af and looking at you like “huh?” to get some sort of confirmation about what had just happened. Too bad you’re all snuggled up and “sleeping” to know for yourself.

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