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This dude beats the shit out of donald and goofy
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy
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me after 1 ferrero rocher
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Huh?
Whuh?
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glass of water is so epic
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"pasta only fills you up with empty calories" have you considered that it also fills me with love
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if a vampire were to steady my throat by wrapping their hand around it and maneuvering it so that they can feed from my neck i don’t think they would get anything. On account of all of the blood immediately rushing down to my
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they're minor inconveniences TO YOU. i WILL consider killing myself
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mutual you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your interest too obscure. they'll kill you
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Sorry for choosing to change my life a little every day it will happen again
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Sorry I didn’t reply to your messages I was busy being that one homie that’s not gonna make it
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