Squished cutie
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i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask
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huh that seemingly unpleasant task only ended up taking eight minutes to complete and was surprisingly satisfying, I may have erred in putting it off for two weeks.
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“Robert Pattinson is the new Batman”
Me: vampires really do turn into bats
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my entire life is an example of idiot plot
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If you buy me a stuffed animal just because you think i’d like it you automatically have my heart
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U kno what???? Honestly?? All jokes side about the Duolingo owl, Duolingo is one of the only language education services I know of that doesn’t charge for the full course and I really think we don’t appreciate that enough in a world where knowledge is severely (and increasing) restricted based on income. I just went through the app store and downloaded every language app I can find, and the only two that didn’t charge hefty subscription fees to access all the lessons were duolingo and memrise. Support free education.
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MOOMIN SAID GAY RIGHTS
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me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..
My psychologist: You have to, do things
me:
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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
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