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Star girl ⋆⭒˚.⋆

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I'm re-reading the Discworld series for reasons, and honestly the most relatable part of reading these as an adult is how many of the protagonists start out being tired, used to their little routine and vaguely disgruntled by the interruption of the Plot. Sam Vimes wants to lie drunk in a gutter and absolutely doesn't want to be arresting dragons. Rincewind is yanked into every situation he's ever encountered, though he'd much rather be lying in a gutter too. (Minus the alcohol. Plus regretting everything he's ever done said witnessed or even heard about fourth-hand in his whole life.) Granny Weatherwax is deeply suspicious of foreign parts and that includes the next town over; Nanny has leaned into the armor of "nothing ever happens to jolly grannies who terrorize their daughters-in-law and make Saucy Jokes"

Only the young people don't seem to have picked up on this---and that's fortunate, because someone has to run around making things happen, if only so Vimes and Granny and Rincewind have a reason to get up (complaining bitterly the whole time) and put it all to rights. Without Carrot, Margrat, Eric, etc. these characters don't have that reason; they're likely to stay in the metaphorical gutter and keep wondering where it all went wrong or why anything has to change.

............well, that's not quite true. You get the sense that Vetinari knows how much certain people hate the Plot. And as the person sitting behind the metaphorical lighting board of Ankh-Morpork, he takes no small pleasure in forcing the Plot-haters specifically to stand up, and say some lines.

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Fanon pet peeve is when u see a man that is a submissive and breedable brat but everyone writes him as a sadistic daddy dom. I'm so sorry king u deserve better and as many fingers as u want in ur ass 😔

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Barn Owl displaying its beautiful feathers

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Alpine lotus leaf flower

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This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

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i want a sweet love. a dancing in kitchen at 3am love. a getting coffee together daily love. a let's sleep under the moon love. a pillow fight love. a feeding each other love. a kissable love. soft, sweet, serene and satisfied.

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My tip for all WLW is: be the one who messages FIRST.

AND KEEP YOUR NOTIFICATIONS ON!!!!!!!!!

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Supervillainess Looks

Theme Domme

Industrial Goth

Fetish Witch

Very severe lingerie model

Being An Evil Space Empress Means Never Having To Wear Pants

Sexy Authoritarian Regime Personnel

Kinky Nun

The costume designer’s libido was irrevocably shaped by silly sixties TV, so have an outfit inspired by Julie Newmar’s Catwoman or Emma Peel

Putting the “Femme” in Femme Fatale

Classic Hollywood Mystery Dame

Pre-Raphaelite Witch/Pagan Priestess/Morgan le Fay cosplayer

Culturally Appropriative International Bohemian Chic

Full Gothic Aristocrat, Steampunk, or Victorian, complete with morbid period accessories

Mutant Cyborg Space Princess from a high-concept music video

Armored ballgown

Scifi Byzantine Empress

Tasteful, stylish couture ensembles you really shouldn’t be able to afford, showcasing your ill-gotten gains to those in the know

They Look Just Like Everyone Else

Labcoat, rubber gloves, stylized goggles

Simple comfortable clothes under really fabulous outerwear

Power suits

Basic black, in simple, timeless, quietly severe styles

Sweet Lolita, Wholesome Fifties Teen, or other unthreatening styles to inspire maximum cognitive dissonance in your enemies

Mom jeans and a cozy sweatshirt, because nothing’s scarier to some people than a woman who only cares about her own personal comfort

Invest in some kind of high-tech holographic projector so you can adjust your appearance to the demands of the occasion, and then do evil in your pajamas.

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I dislike how clumsy it is to share Twitter threads but here is a portion from a guy I follow (for his trans porn and monster fucking content at that) echoing a sentiment that aces, traumatized people, people with low libido, etc. can fully relate to. The rest is here and it’s absolutely worth the read.

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If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

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Barry X Ball: Purity, Pink Iranian Onyx (2008)

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RIP, "The Man of the Hole." We never knew your date of birth or name.

And after what we did to you, we didn't deserve to.

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