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if i was on the great british bake off i'd leap the picket fence and escape the tent. i'd be across the grass and in the trees by the time paul hollywood fetched his gun

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please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

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an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

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Western spadefoot (Spea hammondii)

Photo by Linda Tanner

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2014 Tumblr wasn’t about whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about. 2014 Tumblr was about overanalyzing Captain America: The Winter Soldier and that one website that let you play Cards Against Humanity online

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mutuals we are doing this

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cardinal sin….? no…. they wouldn’t…. would they?

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if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

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Oh man you guys weren't kidding about the Twitter refugees with empty blogs. Spooky

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I had an interesting night last night

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banger tweet from mr. goats this afternoon

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the storyboards for knives out are fucking incredible