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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time
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nothing else. Just aro / ace Tommy.
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My husband just discovered Swiffer dusters. All I hear coming from random areas of the apartment is "BROOOOO" and moans of pleasure. We've lost him lads
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My husband just discovered Swiffer dusters. All I hear coming from random areas of the apartment is "BROOOOO" and moans of pleasure. We've lost him lads
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Some graffiti
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Having a popular mutual share your work feels very much a king showing his constituents his sons very shitty macaroni art
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character in indie wholesome cozycore ghibli inspired life sim game inspired by stardew valley: i’ve been learning a lot about this seizing the means of production stuff lately, but reading all these books is so haaard when i have to do all this adulting! not to mention petting all these sweet doggos! plus my ex keeps texting me, i just got out of a crazy abusive relationship. whoa sorry am i crossing your boundaries right now? i’ll be sure to hold space for you in the future! i think we both learnt a lot about respect in this conversation
character in stardew valley: hey what’s up man
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im going to be honest and frank with y'all.. some of you guys are so determined to hate the harmless things you hate that you start hating the people that like that thing and it's kind of really embarrassing
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anyone remember those angel devil c!clingyduo
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my vampire gf cant visit my crypt cuz they fucking buried me in a church cemetery fuck my entire unlife i wish i killed myself when i was alive
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Hey. No. I killed myself when I was alive and it was the worst thing that ever happened to me. You do not get to joke about that shit just because youre dead. Suicide jokes are never funny.
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its not a joke im serious. if i had just offed myself when i had the chance my grave wouldnt be holy ground and my girlfriend wouldnt literally burn when she enters my crypt.
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oh if its holy ground thats the issue you just gotta figure out a way to desecrate it
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okay like how
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ill kill myself over ur grave if u want
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thanks but im not looking for a roomie
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desecration potion
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potion of desecration
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loOking for a poTion that deSecraTes? haVe I got the PotiOn for You 💋😋😜
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great the hexbots found my post
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babe just come over to my castle
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ur hellhound scares me
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Do you think the l’manburg river was just a little bit too shallow. Because when their home was being blown up, they jumped straight for it. The nature of their home was their protection.
The universe must not have loved them too much, though, because when you hope to drown in this water it never worked. When you wish for the current to bring you under so you never have to watch your home be destroyed, no one listens. No matter how loud you shout your prayers, no one can hear you over the booming sound of your defeat.
but you’ll still be reminded of how you’re not a kid anymore because the water barely reaches your waist. Maybe in the past, it would’ve overtaken you. now you’re limbs are too long and your maturity seems to be your downfall.
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hold the fuck up I just noticed there’s an apple juice emoji
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vent post. There are two stories i was told in my teenage years that even before i had a real concept of trans issues made me uninterested in discussing the supposed sacredness and safety of separated sex-based spaces.
First, when i was like 13 or 14 my PE teacher told us about a time she went to a women's public restroom, some guy was hanging out outside the bathrooms, she didn't think anything of it, went to the bathroom, and he walked in after her and like, creeped on her over the top of the stall. She was ok, she wasn't telling us this to scare us, just telling us what to do in situations like that (and iirc she was telling the whole co-ed class this, not just girls, bc it's useful for everyone), but this taught me immediately and forever that there's nothing actually keeping these spaces separate really, that anyone can be a creep in any space, and that establishing a space like that as for women only isn't actually particularly useful for safety.
Second, when i was 16 i was at an anime convention, a friendly acquaintance of mine and i ended up in conversation outside, and he showed me his bare wrist and told me he'd been kicked out. A female friend of his had stepped in dog poop outside, and between that and the stress of the convention she'd had a bit of an emotional breakdown, so being her friend, he started comforting her and ushered her into the women's restroom so they could wash the poop off her shoe together. And because he was a man who went into the women's bathroom, he got kicked out, no matter that he was doing something that was actually beneficial to a woman. Punishing a woman's friend for supporting her was supposed to... protect her somehow? This made it clear to me that a no-exceptions rule separating the sexes like that wasn't actually inherently good for everyone.
And this isn't even getting into me as a child needing to accompany my younger sister to the restroom when we were out with just my dad because she had certain support needs past the age he felt comfortable bringing her into the men's room with him. And what if I'd been born a boy, or she'd been the first born? Who's helping her then?
And of course even putting all this aside, we should always prioritize compassion and support anyway. But i never even needed to meet a trans person to know that "keeping men out of women's bathrooms" is silly nonsense. But trans people also need to pee anyway and as humans they have that right, so leave them the fuck alone. your precious women's restroom is just a fucking room with a door, holy shit give it a fucking rest, if someone is attacking you in the bathroom that's bad and if someone is in there to pee that's good and it doesn't fucking matter what their junk is or was when they were born.
a woman could have done the exact same thing to my PE teacher and it would have also been bad no matter how "supposed" to be in the restroom she was, and no one should ever be punished for helping a crying friend wash their shoe.
Anyway i know I'm speaking to like-minded folks here, i just think about those two stories literally every time bathroom gender shit comes up and it pisses me off.
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from ranboo?
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Tubbo replied to Tommy's tweet on his main at 21:47 BST
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