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Ok noww I’m in my slut era

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Callin someone a limp dick bc they can’t be straight up

#quoting myself for that one #bar of all time

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A band needs a slut on bass to have any modicum of success

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I just want to fall in love

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NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR BEING TRUE TO YOURSELF

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lemme grind my pussy on this stalagmite real quick lol

#booner certified

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Couldn’t get into Dune because I thought it was so stupid that a science fiction character in a novel full of cool sci-fi names and fantastical beings is named “Paul”

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I LOVE STEELY DAN!!!!!

#DFCW #steely dan

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I LOVE FUNK

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I think I’m in love with young gravy

#I need him I need him i need him I need him #please please please please please please please

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Outted myself as an art major hope you guys don’t assume stereotypes about me

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I sexually identify as “it’s like whatever”

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Boonerman has a gay little crush

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Shower wanks are the best

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My girl balls itch