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I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing
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My boyfriend's professor doesn't believe I exist, so I sent this email
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And his professor responded with this
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Me: I hate gossip
Also me:
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Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths
the general public doesnt know how physics works
the general public doesnt know how lying works
oh crap this ones real
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Is it weird that I want the holding cell flat? I wanna put my friends in there and give them puzzles to solve to be let out 🥰🫶
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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SCREAMING I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A CUTE PICTURE OF RUBY YAWNING BUT
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“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well
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Her little heart legs.😻 Looks like she is wearing opera gloves.
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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