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Pardon my French, but I don't think Laura gives much of a shit if it's stolen. But perhaps you'd know what a girl like her would want? And not to underestimate her when I say this, but anything shiny and highly priced will be a surprise to her. She didn't grow up a robber, but definitely as an assassin by someone's demands, until she was saved by the man she was cloned after. Her life's lacked such luxuries, if you can't tell.
Relax, there’s a woman younger than you wearing tights running around plundering jewelry shops and other thieves around here, and I’ve made you aware of that. Who am I to waste my strength on such people, even if you may put up a good fight? I’ve dealt with a Latverian hi-tech equipped evil mastermind who thinks he’s a god among men, a symbiote, a guy who’s living energy, and a thug in a giant metal rhinoceros suit.
Besides, I know not the value of the things you steal because you only steal shiny things. Now, if say you stole military property to benefit a war lord’s scheme to destroy the country, or something that diabolical, I’d be on the offense. But, without reading you like a book, I’m certain you mean no harm like that..
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To the other Catlady...
Relax, there's a woman younger than you wearing tights running around plundering jewelry shops and other thieves around here, and I've made you aware of that. Who am I to waste my strength on such people, even if you may put up a good fight? I've dealt with a Latverian hi-tech equipped evil mastermind who thinks he's a god among men, a symbiote, a guy who's living energy, and a thug in a giant metal rhinoceros suit.
Besides, I know not the value of the things you steal because you only steal shiny things. Now, if say you stole military property to benefit a war lord's scheme to destroy the country, or something that diabolical, I'd be on the offense. But, without reading you like a book, I'm certain you mean no harm like that.
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Let me explain all but your last inquiry -
Genetically enhanced spider-bite (that being the fateful freak accident)
Acquired acrobatic reflexes and a sixth sense, aka Spider-Sense (from said accident)
Webs are my weaponry, they are not real biological spider-webs, no. They are made from a chemical coagulant that mimics the real thing in every spider-web aspect possible
Batman’s rich? Not that I can’t believe it, I just thought perhaps he has a rich man as his intel, or something. Yes, it’s obvious with the numerous gadgets, and not to mention the amount of those batarangs he throws around that outweigh the amount of webbing I leave behind, that he isn’t superpowered. I’d like to get some one on one with that guy, and see how long it takes for me to pull off his mask with my webs.
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Steve? Who's that? 
Hopefully you're less of an ass than Tony is.
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Iron Girl?
Assuming this is your daughter, Stark?
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Batman's rich? Not that I can't believe it, I just thought perhaps he has a rich man as his intel, or something. Yes, it's obvious with the numerous gadgets, and not to mention the amount of those batarangs he throws around that outweigh the amount of webbing I leave behind, that he isn't superpowered. I'd like to get some one on one with that guy, and see how long it takes for me to pull off his mask with my webs.
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Spectacular Spider-Man here. And I love books too! So, anything I can do for you on this rainy day in the Big Apple?
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irongirlhellzyeah replied to your post: (( omg I love you!!!x Thank you for saying...
(( Why are you blushing! You know you’re awesome, you don’t have to be humble about it. ))
My mun blushes way more than I do. This is true. He thinks he's awesome because he roleplays his childhood hero and thinks he can be me.
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(( omg I love you!!!x
Thank you for saying that!x
I've been getting SSOO much anon hate for making her it's not even funnyx
you just made my day!! ))x
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Yeah, I liked him less the moment I found out he was kinda a man whore. But ya didn't hear that from me. So, Iron Girl huh? Like the Batgirl to the pointy-eared man of the dark Gotham night?
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Iron Girl?
Assuming this is your daughter, Stark?
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It's a superhero persona, ma'am. My reason for asking if you had any trouble, but I guess you don't.
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Spectacular Spider-Man here. And I love books too! So, anything I can do for you on this rainy day in the Big Apple?
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Iron Girl?
Assuming this is your daughter, Stark?
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Spectacular Spider-Man here. And I love books too! So, anything I can do for you on this rainy day in the Big Apple?
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Reblog if you're a guy in the female dominated world of RP
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(( I love the animated show, but... ))
Ultimate Spider-Man's version of Venom just isn't that interesting. Aside from the fact that I know it's a different take on the character, and that his first appearance in the show the symbiote hosts to many people, but still, I don't like it. Where's Eddie Brock? Is this coming later in the show?
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(( TOMORROW. It's practically here! ))
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"I don't know what other place we'd go to have time that would be best spent with just the two of us alone."
Another evening with Laura.
“I hoped you wouldn’t be.” He took a twenty dollar bill out of his wallet to cover their meals and a handsome tip, and he grinned as he realized just how long the perv with the camera phone had been unconscious in the bathroom. He took Laura’s hand and walked her towards the door, waving to a nearby maintenance who said ‘thank you’ and ‘have a good evening’ as they walked towards the door.
“Okay, grade me if you wish on my ability to make a sports bar dinner a romantic date. I do believe it was silly of me. I’m going to have to talk to Harry Osborn, my only rich friend, and ask what he’d suggest for a better, closer to five star, fancy restaurant.”
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