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Simon and Baz: Menswear through the Years.

1914 - 2024

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I drew Simon wearing my outfit but with red crocs bc red crocs are way way cooler. (also made him transparent so you can drag him around your dash)

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@otherpeoplesheartachept-2 - thank you for the prompt. 😆

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asked my friend if she was gay and she was like "you know i never really thought about it" SNSFSFS

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Round 1 Match 31

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Has this ever happened to you?

You’re moping around your wannabe punk aunt’s shambolic Chelsea flat, James Blake blaring, when you begin to feel a little peckish. You’re blessedly alone and go in search of a snack in the depths of the sofa.

You’ve just caught yourself a nice, juicy rat, but before you can make that first swipe of your knife into the soft, warm, blood-filled neck, your imagination is flooded with delectable visions of blue eyes and bronze curls…

...and you find yourself haunted, not by the wraiths of your ancestral Victorian manor house, but by a thirst you can’t ever seem to quench.

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Welcome to my new guessing game, is this Gay Sexual Tension or are they just about to kill each other

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I’ve been rereading wayward son and I’m 100% sure this is what would’ve happened if they’d gotten arrested in america:

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Carry On in a nutshell

a lil procrastination sketch thing for the end of the year

inspo for this below the cut

#didn't one of them kiss the other to make them shut up at some point #was that a fic? #I feel like it was canon but I'm so tired rn I can't even think whose line it was

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The fact that Simon Snow is alive.

And I’m hopelessly in love with him.

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Funniest thing in the whole wide world is opening a completed fic and seeing the author’s note for the first chapter say something like “unlike my other fics, this will be a shorter one! Expect it to be complete within three months or so” and then you look at the stats and the fic is 100k+ words and took two years to finish

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fairest of them all OK

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“‘I told you [...] The spell.’ He sighs. ‘How I found you.’ It’s impossible to stay hidden from someone who loves you. My knees buckle. He catches me before I can fall.”

What's Left by @cutestkilla

Carry on Countdown | Day Thirteen: Shudder

This year I decided I wanted to honor the incredibly talented fic writers of this fandom, so I chose one fic per prompt to do an illustration for. I didn’t double up on authors so that I could do this for as many people as possible. I realized while planning this that there are way too many fics and authors that I love, and even after having picked 30 of what I consider some of my very favorites, I could have easily kept going. Please check the fics out if you haven’t, they all come highly recommended.