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sometimes i actually get my shit together but then i lose it again like 2 days later

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Go cheer yourselves up, ladies. The comments are absolutely inspired.

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came back to tumblr, and i have a smile on my face seeing some people that i used to follow religiously here,missed u all

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full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

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I’m so sorry Alex.

You definitely didn’t deserve the way you were treated during your time at RBR and this is the proof of it. For me you drove an impeccable season, you maybe weren’t Lewis good but you were better than you ever were in that horrific car. 

Please be kind to Alex guys, he’ll get a massive load of crap from the media the up and coming days. Show him that even though RBR doesn’t appreciate him, we do. 

And all is fair in love and war, so be kind to Checo too. 

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FOUND MY LAST TWO BRAIN CELLS

#came back from the ashes just to reblog this post #xx

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This week in pre-Friday fuckery

Romain has officially run out of fucks to give

Pierre Gasly and Alex Albon play backgammon for the last remaining Red Bull seat, 2020 (colourised).

After realising neither of them know how to play backgammon and inspired by Lando’s new career as a youtuber Pierre and Alex join forces to launch their new modelling careers

Seb wears a backwards cap. According to the thirst tags appearing on my dash, this ain’t allowed.

After being threatened with a restraining order if he tries to access the Mclaren garage early one more time, Daniel tries a new tactic.

Juri????!!!!!

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#mood

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DANIEL HOW DOES ONE FORGET TO DO A SHOEY

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reblog and put in the tags what your mom would say to you after she met your favorite driver

#as my mom so sweetly refences lando as 'feioso' (ugly) #she will def change her mind and say he's the bestest person ever (and the #(and very atractive)

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being a student right now is so fucking terrible is anyone coping

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bruh hold on hold on so ex ferrari boss is the formula 1 ceo and the other ex ferrari boss is the head of the fia and the current ferrari boss has stopped the current mercedes boss from taking any role in the fia

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not having a race this weekend was a blessing in disguise bc I have 3 exams and 2 projects for next week

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"omg kimi is so funny!" the man colaborated with a neo-nazi who's brand is banned in schools to make merchandise with the iron cross (a nazi symbol) on it. Hes been accused of sexual assault. He's not kneeling because he doesn't give a fuck about human right's. He's now making "jokes" on insta abt Lewis (during a time where he's being attacked left and right on social media) with a meme posted by an account with a looong history of being racist. He's not ur funny iceman driver he's a nasty old man who should be out of Formula 1 already.

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everyone deserves a dagger!

YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL

MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER

PLEASE HELP ME

IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY

PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER

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i have a theory that the drivers’ car numbers are their mental ages pls hear me out bc i’m right

lewis: he’s mature. stable. he has a scooter because he wants to be down with the kids. experienced but no signs of slowing down. he’s a 44 year old

valtteri: this guy eats so much porridge because his teeth have fallen off. he goes fucking ice fishing. he’s 77 for sure

sebastian: seb is that kid with the red toy car that makes the vroom noises with his mouth. he does the egyptian dance and sings “ta tara ra ta ta” on the radio when he’s happy. he’s 5

charles: tell me this boy is not 16 like - tell me he doesn’t smoke cigarettes just to look cool and posts filtered pictures of him and his girlfriend at the beach on insta with post malone as the caption

max: god have you ever met a single man in his early 30s. he would bully me for not liking beer. he’s stubborn and kind of angry and he’s 33 and you just got dirt on his polo shirt how dare you

alex: alex is a nice normal person. he acts as a person in their early 20s should, so his age is not that far off his real one. he has an instagram for his cats and he loves his siblings- he’s 23

lando: i mean i know theres an issue abt babying lando too much but guys he’s barely been weaned off milk and he only eats pizza and chicken. he’s 4

carlos: carlos is the uncle at the barbeque who makes the comment that doesnt quite sit right with you. he tries to teach you spanish but you don’t like the way he grabs your shoulder when he talks to you because his hands are sweaty. he’s 55

daniel: i mean. he thinks fart jokes are funny and mostly communicates with noises, not words. he’s 3

esteban: ok listen esteban is that woman who reads cosmo and actively takes sides in celebrity divorces. he would name his child khatelynne. he’s 31

sergio: look, personally 11 is the age everything in my life went downhill and i’m still bitter for poor checo so it fits

lance: lance is a hockey boy. he is runner up prom king. he’s 18

(bonus- hulk: if u told me this man is 27 i wouldn’t bat an eyelash idek what his real age is i trust that 27 so much)

pierre: i wouldn’t be surprised if pierre was genuinely into naruto. also there’s a reason all those children’s book plots with the big redeption arcs all happen to pre-teens it’s just a magical age. he’s 10

daniil: apparently daniil is actually 26 but even if he wasn’t, you know when you meet one of those dudes who’s really into learning guitar? they’re always 26. all of them

kimi: kimi is cranky without an ice cream in his hand. he’s pull out the chair from under you and then refuse to speak when the teacher asks him to apologise. he’s 7

antonio: idk man is anyone even sure antonio’s alive like where is he? he’s 99

romain: ah. 8. the perfect age for bumper cars. he took a ratatouille themed cooking class and he won’t shut up about it

kevin: kevin has just gotten out of his teens and he’s growing disillusioned with the instability of life so he takes it out on others. he’s 20

nicholas: this boy likes nutella and mario kart. he’s just started school and his backpack is blue. he’s 6

george: of course george is 63. he tells you stories about what life used to be “back in the day”. centered, patient but lively, george would show me chuck norris memes on facebook and i’d laugh along because i like him.