I love working at joann fabrics today a guy asked me to show him the fake fur and when I did he goes “noooo… this won’t do” and part of my job is giving advice for projects so I asked him what he was using it for and he looks down at the floor and quietly says “… I wanna make a yeti costume to scare people with when we go skiing…”
do ppl realize that the time is NOW to change your stupid dialogue of “other girls (X/Y/Z)” “well I’m NoT LiKe OtHeR GiRLs” to “other girls (X/Y/Z)” “if that’s what you think, you must not know many girls”
KELLY WAS HIS WIFE, NOT HIS DOG, BUT ALSO HIS DOG!
I miss being 7 and designing a Valentine’s Day shoebox and buying 25 little paper valentines with whatever I loved on them and writing them to each of my classmates and adding a little piece of candy to each valentine and dropping them in all my classmate’s boxes and then opening my own box at the end of the day to discover 25 little valentines from the rest of my class showing what they all loved…. Oh to be a 7-year-old on February 14th
me in 2005 dancing to Cry For You by September:
Me in 2020 dancing to Cry For You by September:
Me leaving kudos on AO3 fics somebody wrote in 2014 in fandoms they clearly haven’t belonged to in years:
Oh man I was super late to this party but I’m really glad this story was here for me to run into when I got here. I hope this author realizes they haven’t been forgotten! This was good, I’ll give it a little heart.
Me getting email notifs of kudos on AO3 fics I wrote in 2014 in fandoms I haven’t belonged to in years:
Ah yes, the life of an aging starlet, living in moderately faded luxury on the thin daily trickle of residuals from my not-quite-forgotten art, a shade of my glory days. Perhaps this shall be the year I find myself a new role and remind the world just what Norma Desmond can do. Where is my writing desk and my fainting couch?
[x] I’m in this picture and I’m incandescently furious about it
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences
Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Fandoms: Young Justice
Relationships: Wally West/Artemis Crock, Jade Nguyen/Roy Harper
Characters: Wally West, Artemis Crock, Kaldur’ahm, Jade Nguyen, Roy Harper
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Spies & Secret Agents, Rivals to Lovers, Fake Marriage, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Romance, Drama
A/N: My submission for @youngjusticebigbang! Ch. 2 (in all of its tooth-rottingly romantic glory) will be posted on Valentines Day! Big thanks to @murrmernator for the artwork that goes along with this! I’ll update a post with a link to that soon!
Artemis prides herself on being a professional. She is punctual, detailed, and motivated. She is both a solid solo artist and a dedicated team player. She is whatever she needs to be in any given moment. And in this given moment, what she needs to be is what she is: a professional. It’s too bad her partner doesn’t get the memo. Spies on a Mission AU.
Wally: wait, you like me? For my personality??
Artemis: I know. I was surprised, too.