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reblog to give somebody a fucking hug because we are all struggling to get through it. solidarity in this tough ass world.

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Annabeth: Thalia we need to tell you something

Thalia: ok what is it

Percy: we're dating

Thalia: and this is News? I've known for the last 2 years

Annabeth: we got together a week ago?!??

Thalia: than what the fuck were you doing before???

Artemis, in the distance: language Thalia

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Hopefully I kill it at drama practice tomorrow, bc jfc I'm terrified bc the first show is on FRIDAY AND ITS THURSDAY AAHHHHHG

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hahenggg

We must be respectful of all languages

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Heg hog

capsule for smokers, Japan

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Fuck I love this

Batfam at the Dentist...

I am tired and my gums hurt. Take this offering bc it was all I was thinking about while getting my teeth cleaned.

Dick

He is a grown man, but when it comes to the dentist Bruce has to drive all the way to Bludhaven and drag him all the way back to Gotham. A whole grown man, but he's terrified of the dentist, which is why he still goes to the same practice in Gotham that the family has been using for forever.

Once he gets there he's all smiles and charm, but Bruce knows it is a lie

He doesn't often have cavities, but when he does he calls Bruce in tears like it's the end of the world.

Apparently he's fine with the hygenists. It's the dentist herself that he's opposed to, because she lectures him about his nutritional choices. Bruce can't blame him, the woman is more strict than Leslie and possibly more intimidating than Alfred.

Jason

Surprisingly good at keeping his appointments for dental cleanings

Always gets praised for his good flossing habits, there's no risk of cavities here boi!

He also uses the same practice, and always seems to get the same hygenist. No one ever thinks about the possible security risk of using the same hygenist from before he died.....

If she notices that "Tason Jodd" has records that match the deceased Jason Todd's perfectly, she says nothing but always makes sure he gets a small tube of his favorite chapstick flavor.

Cass

She had never been to the dentist as a kid (surprise surprise). The first time is a bit traumatic for everyone involved.

Thankfully the office has a therapy animal. Usually it's only needed for small children and elder patients with alzheimers, but Cass is much better behaved when the little poodle sat on her lap.

Had a few cavities the first time, but has been cavity-free ever since.

That being said. Bruce does also have to drag his young adult daughter to the dentist every time.

Tim

Always ends up with appointments first thing in the morning. Does the hygenist hate him?!

Doesn't really ever have cavities, but still gets lectured anyways because he does always have stains on his teeth from coffee and tea.

The Drakes had also used this dentist (all the wealthy Gotham families do, the practice has been handed through the same family for generations) and sometimes the dentist will start going off on tangents about how cute he was when he was little

Bruce is an avid listener, and always teases him about his childhood toothbrush-character choices in the car ride home

Duke

Uses an electric toothbrush and a waterpik flosser to avoid those cavities.

Woe be the day when a villain knocks out one of his expertly attended teeth. He's got a very nice smile and he knows it. As a kid he had needed braces, and he never wants to go through the pain of a major orthodontal proceedure again.

Probably still has a bottom retainer cemented in. They've offered to take it out and give him a removable one for nights, but he knows he'd forget to ever use it.

Doesn't need the therapy dog, but rather likes her. It's best to schedule his appointments the same day as Cass so they can both play with the dog and calm each other down.

Damian

Cannot be scheduled for appointments the same day as Dick. If he sees the oldest boy freaking out, he also freaks out.

Does a good job keeping his teeth clean, doesn't really have cavities. Does have a couple of retained baby teeth though, and has to have them removed.

Doesn't like cleanings because he doesn't like the feeling of the suction in his mouth. He's bitten many a hygenist, only the bravest risk going into his room.

Scares the therapy dog, necessitating the need for a therapy sibling. Tim has gotten very good at squishing his brother and staying out of the way of the dental tray. More often than not they recruit Steph to do it though. They pay for her dental cleanings for the trouble.

Bruce

Listen. This man was raised by Alfred. Do you think he'd have anything other than perfect dental hygene?

Has had a ton of dental work done because his teeth keep getting broken/knocked out during fights though. It drives his dentist crazy. She keeps threatening to fire him as her client, but she never does. She was very fond of his father. It used to drive Martha up the wall.

Does she not fire him due to nostalgia reasons? Perhaps. He does resemble Thomas greatly. She also is fond of his little pack of hooligans.

Alfred

If he and the dentist know each other from their days in the service, well that's their secret.

She always makes fun of him for stereotypic reasons, but it's all in good fun. He's good about not getting cavities. He does have a few crooked teeth, but at his age refuses to get braces.

They complain about the aches and pains that come with getting old together.

Every year he sends her a holiday card, it features all the kids and one of their staff members, one Tason Jodd. The staff smiles and coos before hanging it up with others that they get, and if the dentist knows perhaps a bit more than she should, if she likes the annual reassurance that all is well in the Wayne household, well. That's for her and Alfred to know.

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I HAVE BEEN NOTICED BY GOD THEMSELF

Pretty High

Platonic Avengers x reader

Implied Pietro x reader

Marvel Masterlist | Main Masterlist

Reader gets wisdom teeth removed and mistakes Bucky for Jesus, based off a TikTok

Warnings: discussions of fear of dentists, anxiety, narcotics use (anesthesia and marijuana), talk of religious figures, fluff, crack, implied past smut, swearing

Minors DNI

WC: 1.1k

Y/N groaned in pain, massaging their jaw as the throbbing got more intense. “Seriously Y/N, just go to the dentist, it’s not that bad.” Sam threw an ice pack at their head which they caught with less grace than normal. 

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Dammit I'm reposting this because I love it and can't save it to my home screen bc its tumblr

Pretty High

Platonic Avengers x reader

Implied Pietro x reader

Marvel Masterlist | Main Masterlist

Reader gets wisdom teeth removed and mistakes Bucky for Jesus, based off a TikTok

Warnings: discussions of fear of dentists, anxiety, narcotics use (anesthesia and marijuana), talk of religious figures, fluff, crack, implied past smut, swearing

Minors DNI

WC: 1.1k

Y/N groaned in pain, massaging their jaw as the throbbing got more intense. “Seriously Y/N, just go to the dentist, it’s not that bad.” Sam threw an ice pack at their head which they caught with less grace than normal. 

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I know you know lots of stuff about, well, basically everything, but...

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OKAY LAST ONE THIS TIME

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oKAY HERES PART 2

ARE YOU FUKIN KIDDING ME IM ONE SHORT

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AHAHAHA I DIDNT SLEEP LAST NIGHT BECAUSE I WAS DOING THE

✨️20 DAY PICREW CHALLENGE✨️

GOD DAMMIT IM OUT OF ROOM

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*crying in my best online friend lives in Canada and I'm in the US*

Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.

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Technically this isn't me but its an oc that looks like me-

the person who made the “epic gamer picrew” is a weirdo

hi! you’ve probably seen this really popular picrew going around. well, unfortunately, the creator (@chemicataclysm) is a freak whos drawn gore of a lot of shit!! i recommend not using the picrew anymore.

under the cut is censored gore theyve drawn.

tw for: gore, self harm, blood, camp camp

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My favorite picrews of my OCs I've made PART 1 BC THERES AN IMAGE LIMIT

(I don't have links, sorry :c)

Emika Suzuki

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