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who uses bookmarks. i flip through the pages and remember my spot like god intended

#if leaving a pencil between pages counts as a bookmark then yes

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BECAUSE I AM BEING PERSECUTED

PLEASE REBLOG FOR VIZ

#depending on the size of my pot. if big enough then it stays whole. if not I'm breaking it. I'm not waiting for it to bend and slide down

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most people watch the x files because they either want to see aliens or watch mulder and scully kiss. coincidentally the x files is a show that is well known for avoiding showing us aliens at all costs and also not letting mulder and scully kiss.

#and i love it for that

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discerning the news via increase in particular repeated punchlines and leitmotifs in the jokes

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#other: I take a shower every day but without soap/shower gel. simply rinse myself with water. it helps me feel clean snd fresh #and it's nice to be in water. i only do deep clean with soap and stuff once a week

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Sometimes I think about someone who I consider a friend and then suddenly realise I haven't talked to them in several months. No wonder people keep leaving me behind eventually, I can never remember to text them in appropriate intervals

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#fun poll. terrible reality. get these things away from me

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does anyone know what you’re supposed to do after graduating college

#prev wouldn't that be nice. unfortunately instead there's only suffering

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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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ok i’m curious

#i always use the orange one!! 🧡🧡🧡

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I went out to the mall and accidentally found myself a job immediately, but then I worked one test shift and turns out I physically cannot handle a full shift. I thought i got stronger in the recent years, and I did, and I finally had no muscle pain, but.. my feet started hurting at hour 6 and then hurt for all the remaining six hours, so badly that I could barely stand at the end and I physically couldn't get out of bed the next morning. I don't know what to do. Maybe losing weight would help but I can't do it fast enough. And there's no jobs in my field with short shifts

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#too difficult to answer. do we count shorts? do we count together pants for different seasons that aren't interchangeable? #i own 2 winter pants (trousers and warm jeans). 1 mid-season pants. 2 light summer pants. 3 shorts. 2 sport pants (one long one shorter)

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if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes

#i own it but rarely use it. i don't iron most of my clothes

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I spent last month being annoying on reddit and now I have to get used back to the tumblr ecosystem. It's very different

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#it was around two weeks once maybe more #I don't wash my hair when I'm sick. because i don't go anywhere. also it's pointless because i sweat and it gets dirty immediately