he/him, fluent in speaking spanish but terrible at spelling it, also on ao3 as Mister_Hobbes. an adult
that's all the info you're getting out of me, mothefucker
First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this