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idkhowtopickauser 3 days
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coworkers under 35 love me for my cowboy bebop jacket, coworkers over 35 love me for my cd player, management loves me for my mental illness-fueled punctuality. everyone feels vaguely wary of me for my overall poor impression of acting like a human
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idkhowtopickauser 11 days
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haha i am so heartbroken 馃槤
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idkhowtopickauser 11 days
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Stop saying shit like "United States of Israel". The idea that Israel is controlling the US/western politics is ridiculous and actively harmful. The US is a fully autonomous player allying with & funding genocide for it's own benefit; Israel & its military power in the Middle East is a useful extension of US empire first and foremost.
This rhetoric that US politics have somehow been co-opted by a foreign government does not only obfuscate the US's actual positioning as the most dominant colonial power in the world that literally has free reign to do whatever it wants in global politics, but also veers into "jews secretly control everything" anti-semitic conspiracy. Fuck the state of Israel. But also, the US's involvement here is not some kind of corruption of the American system. It is exactly what America is and has always been, don't get it twisted.
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idkhowtopickauser 21 days
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idkhowtopickauser 5 months
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FUCKING HELLLLLLLLLLLL SHUT THE FUCK UP
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idkhowtopickauser 6 months
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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.
I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.
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idkhowtopickauser 6 months
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idkhowtopickauser 7 months
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idkhowtopickauser 8 months
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idkhowtopickauser 8 months
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maybe if i look skinny then i will be beautiful and okay to deal with
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idkhowtopickauser 8 months
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i should fucking starve
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idkhowtopickauser 8 months
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im so fat
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idkhowtopickauser 8 months
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scared so scared
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idkhowtopickauser 8 months
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leo hitting the crochet catnip bong i made
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idkhowtopickauser 9 months
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stupid gross bitch
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idkhowtopickauser 9 months
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i鈥檓 always in the wrong and i need to remember that
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idkhowtopickauser 9 months
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