Stein: Is there a problem, Mr. Principal?
Principal: Get out of my chair. This is my office.
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Stein: I heard you like bad boys.
Rosetta: I… guess?
Stein, whispering to Luthor: Tell her, Lulu!
Luthor: He's literally the worst.
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No one:
Every Clark High students after the end of their school year:
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Loki: Hey, Al, you think I can throw in these eggs at the jar over there?
Alistair: No.
Loki, throwing eggs at Luthor instead: Yeah. Guess not.
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Lorelei: You need to react when someone cries!
Loki: I did.
Also Loki: I rolled my eyes.
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Lorelei: Can we please sleep in your room?
Loki: Why?
Alistair: Jamie played ouija board and accidentally cursed our rooms.
Loki:
Still Alistair: And Hel doesn't know how to make them go away so she just threw salt at them while shouting "DoEs ThIs LoOk liKe a hOteL tO yOu?!"
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Maggie: Please sit in the chair. I have some few things to ask.
Loki, whispering to the rest of Q.E.D. four: Deny everything.
Jamie, confidently: That's not a chair.
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diego: [gets stabbed]
five:
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— Mahmoud Darwish
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Maggie: What or who do you fear the most?
Jamie: er, Ghost.
Alistair: … People who lies.
Loki: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.
Lorelei:
Lorelei: Loki.
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