ihatepatriotism

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Magic the Gathering tip: if you’re ever struggling to come up with a discussion topic on a date, try asking for help on a new deck you’re building

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I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy.

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BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

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“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams

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they can’t even stop you from thinking about your OC’s on the clock. they can’t take this away from you

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having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay

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pissing each other off as foreplay

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why didn't anyone tell me it was lesbian visibility week

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snoopy and miffy told me they are a femme4butch couple in real life

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Girldick this, boydick that, I’m hunting MOBY Dick

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

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they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop

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biologist here! why are plants green? well they suck up air from the sky (blue) and mix it with the sunlight (yellow) i fucking love science.

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There are freshly independent possums scattered around my yard like fat little Easter eggs trotting through the grass and bricks at dusk.