Has a younger sister named Katie (forgot if this is canon or not) and two much older brothers named Eric and Nathan
Was terrified of lizards as a child, until his sister got one as a pet and they became his favourite animal
Was on a kiddie soccer team until he was 8 and was expected to actually play instead of just run around
Has a soft spot for crusty-eyed white dogs
Childhood pet was an orange tabby which he named Milo after the movie Milo and Otis
Autistic and ADHD
Favourite colours are dark blue and red-orange
Fan of the film The Social Network
Absolutely hates coffee. Can't stand the stuff.
Has tested the claim that if you drink seven redbulls in a row you will go into cardiac arrest
Saw the Lord of the Rings movies before the reading the books, is ashamed to admit he was disappointed by the books
Wanted to get locked in a museum after closing like in the book From The Mixed Up Files of Mrs Basil E Frankweiler. He succeeded but thirty seconds after the lights went out he had a panic attack and called 911 to come get him
Fan of The Strokes
Has known of Big Head since elementary school; they became friends in middle school
Was friends with Big Head on Xbox Live before they were friends irl. He had no clue that his online best friend was that one quiet kid in his typing class who just played minesweeper the whole time and lost after the first click every time
Will stay up for literally five days straight and then sleep for the equivalent number of days straight
Went to UC Irvine for three years and then dropped out in senior year
Favourite sport is tennis. He's very good at Wii Tennis
Likes the taste of French onion soup but hates the texture of the bread in it
Has written more than one Star Wars fanfiction
Childhood crushes were Eowyn and Samwise Gamgee from Lord of the Rings
A playlist for him:
Spoilers (?) Ahead!
After Silicon Valley:
Slept for 40 consecutive hours after the Pied Piper Event
Rented a one-bedroom apartment, lived there for 3 months
Stayed at Jared's condo for about 5 months after losing contact with the rest of the Pied Piper Gang. He needed a friend around
Was invited back to that one elementary school as a guest speaker every year. The kids love him
Travelled the world, coincidentally ran into Jared at every destination (this is actually canon)
Best man at all three of Big Head's weddings
Sees Dinesh and Gilfoyle at Philz Coffee all the time. Nods and smiles, but never talks to them
I can’t be in that house, man. Every inch of that place is them kids. I can’t be there. I can’t sleep there. I just wanna die… all the time.
Scoot McNairy as Tom Purcell in True Detective S3 (2019)
Comic-style panel by James Hetfield, drawn in ball-point pen on stationery from the Hotel Eden Au Lac Zurich, signed “Jaymz,” and dated 1996. The drawing depicts possible responses to questions from the “Heavy Metal Fashion Police” about the band’s choice of hairstyle. It was found inside an envelope labeled “Jaymz'z Stuff 4 Sew Wat X-Mas Issue.”