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There are two types of people..

This duet actually has me dying of laughter

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Fizzarolli sketch and finished fanart! Came out much better than I expected ahaha I have had so much trouble drawing him usually.

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hear me out cause stolitz is like dabitwice but less sad and less evil

emotional - ly unavailable

btw cried making this bc of this song feel free to sob w me because it's so them

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modding skyrim be like

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I’m sorry but Stolas emptying the entirety of his fridge onto the floor just to shove his lanky ass bird body inside of it because he’s nervous and freaking the fuck out has to be the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

This man is a PRINCE. this man is goddamn ROYALTY. He lives in the biggest fucking palace I’ve ever seen and the best place he can think to hide is inside his FRIDGE??? this is a thirty something year old father tucking himself away with last nights leftovers because he’s so stressed about his date with Blitz.

This is why he’s my favourite. Holy fuck what a lovable disaster man.

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- @jistring

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love when my cat is under a blanket and i put my hand on the lump where shes lying and i get a liitle 'mrrrhm' in response

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If anyone knows the artist please let OP know!

The chokehold this man has on me 😭

Someone please help me find the artist 😭😭

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Guys

They built him a whole new radio tower to come home to. They knew his dramatic ass was just off licking his wounds.

Charlie: We should have a nice room ready for Alastor when he gets back!

Lucifer: Ughh, fine. Just put it on the opposite end from me

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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

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And it's not the one you'd think

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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Here are some things that the Hazbin Hotel fandom needs to understand Part 4:

Vaggie is a sapphic queer.

Vox and Valentino are not canonically dating. They are just friends that like to do weird sexual stuff to each other.

Alastor can speak Creole French, but is not fluent in it.

Alastor is not a huge fan of children.

Let me know if there are other things that the Hazbin Hotel needs to understand.

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The Vees one morning (also Alastor's here, for some reason)

Val, walking in with a hot cup of tea: Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water? *Vel, Alastor, and Vox are horrified/stunned* Vel, building in rage: You...were putting it...in cold water? Vox, panicking in fear of Vel: Val? Answer the question, Val! Val: Yeah, I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the 'tea-ification' process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason. Vox: You don't have the patience to microwave water for, like, 3 minutes?! Alastor: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it? Vox: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove, Alastor? Alastor, slamming the table: It takes less than a MINUTE! Vox: Dude, is your stove powered by the fucking SUN?! Alastor: How long does it take for you to boil a cup of water on a stove? Vox: LIKE SEVEN MINUTES!!! Alastor: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat, and it boils in like 2 minutes. Less than that, and you use a sauce pan. Vox, laughing: You're putting the whole mug on the stove? On medium heat?? Your stove is enchanted! Vel: Every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic...DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?!?!? *Val, quietly leaves the room while everyone argues*

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Inspired by this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWv_8nOcNXE

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Feminine urge this, masculine urge that.

I've got the spirit of darkness urge to go absolutely buck wild.