they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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[OC] Nzuzi
I found a romper and boots in Walmart I thought both suited him so..... let's pretend they have Walmart in France ok 💁♂️
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Nurse giving me report on a patient: and by the way so you’re not caught off guard, he has a tattoo that says “confident fag” on his chest
Me, a confident dyke: haha nice
The nurse: what?
Me: sorry I’m also gay and think that tattoo rules
The nurse: ????????
Me:
Me remembering I don’t hear so good: what did you say the tattoo was?
The nurse: a confederate flag
Me: OH NO WAIT OOPS
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face of a man who has known sorrow
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soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes
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hello there, little godling ❤️
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dadchuck is everything to me
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everyone should be weirder about their ocs more.
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