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[1191] I would die for you. But then again, I like dying.

#HELLO #HELLO!!!!!!!??????!!????

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the girls are fightingggggg [readjusts my glasses, squinting] by god… it appears i was mistaken. they're…my goodness…by god

#this is what it feels like to watch nhl fights #especially that one blessed evgeni malkin/ross johnston fight you know the one

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These are so fun to make

#we need to get some of the fashion tiktokers on this i id love to see these on a person

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In my homewrecker rat era 😘 Happy Valentine’s Day!

#mtkachuk

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somebody (me) got custom goalie pads

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auston mathews and justin bieber set out on a plot to RUIN MY LIFE

#nhl asg 2024 #WHY DID YOU TAKE MATHEW YOU SLUTS

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connor mcdavid turns to you, huge eyes scared and wide. "would you still love me," he asks, "if i was a worm?" he is afraid to ask, but more afraid to not know. if love is conditional, he thinks, so be it, but at least the world should grant him the dignity of knowing the conditions in advance.

"connie," you say, with the gentle reproach of a kindergarten teacher, "nothing would change." you place a cucumber slice in the cage and gently mist him with your spray bottle. he is not quite content with the answer, although he wouldn't recognize the feeling if he was. but he is, for a time, appeased. it's a good day for him. he likes cucumber.

#incredible post #saw it on twt and RAN HERE to rb

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princess!!

#sidney crosby #a small selection from. the like 20 screenshots o took of this video #from him talking about jars’ goalie goal :))) #i see him in a week i’m so excited

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Making an Edit for Every Team in the NHL: The New York Islanders (14/32)

—Anne Boyer

#OH ITS BEAUTIFUL #I LOVE IT SO SO MUCH AHHH <333

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sid the kid!!

#HES SO PRETTY I COULD DIE

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everything is about hockey. except for hockey, which is about gay sex

#i’ve been saying this for ages but i felt like i needed it in post form #i think i’m gonna pin this #just so y’all know what i’m about

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#4lw

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me and my friends would have killed gary bettman with hammers i’ll tell you that much

#like fuck so many people but him specifically for letting this shit go on in his league for so many years

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Sorry I'm going to be more normal about him

#oh you know #sidney crosby

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When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.

#this is how i feel about sidney crosby i’m not even gonna pretend anymore #crazy about him i need him to be my pocket best friend #sorry for being not normal about old men

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people died

#he’s so???!!!!!! #matt martin you are my best friend #tbh so is sydney i live her sm #matt martin #marner wedding

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DILF?!? HES 24????

#twitter saying nico hischier is a dilf i need you to be real with me for a second