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double checking the pdf im about to send to make sure the invoice i just scanned didn't magically turn into a full frontal nude image

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This tweet had me absolutely flabbergasted twice because I read this and I was like "Dame Aylin? The tall, blonde, supermodel demigoddess? How is she at all outside of the beauty standard? This is stupid" and then I scrolled down and there were a hundred replies by straight dudes who were calling her ugly and talking about anime women they prefer

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The remake reboot prequel sequel industrial complex is killing me but the good thing is I don't have to watch any of that. I can just think "that sounds boring or otherwise doesn't interest me in any way" and do something other than watch it

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i am a woman at war with herself, torn forever between my love of detective fiction and my hatred of cops and cop media

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i do

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Porn bots on here are trying out new pick up lines, I see

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Amazing forced perspective mosaic siding.

Photo via Jamie's Garden Shop

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having a side wound is such slut behavior tbh. like damn your waist is looking pretty grabbable right now 👀 due to needing to apply pressure to stop the bleeding. but also other factors.

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what if we kissed in the library

check more of my work on instagram // buy prints here

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furious that i am not a playable character in this game

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the feral hogs are developing minibosses

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sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis