Sometimes a family is a teenage boy with 6 kids and a nail bat, a badass lesbian icon that makes minimum wage, a 14 year old nerd with no teeth, and a sassy 10 year old that’s smarter than everyone.
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guy about to invent salt: i wonder what this rock tastes like
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Mum:hey -
Me, returning from a walk in the woods after still being unsuccesfull in getting abducted by the fair folk: I don’t wanna talk right now
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Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019), dir. Jon Watts
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Mysterio: “Spider-Man is attacking me for some reason and I don’t know why, but his name is P-” [screen cuts off]
Me:
[screen comes back on] Mysterio: “HIS NAME IS PETER PARKER”
Me (and Peter):
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look shane and ryan have had a lot of good bants over the years but this has got to be one of the best ones
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hey fun idea: hold my hand
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I could really go for a boy kissing me right about now
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if you ever feel bad because people don’t laugh at your jokes just keep in mind that han jisung would 100% seal clap laugh at all of them
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2-3 yrs ago me: Text talk is boring and emojis and stuff are cringey. I’m more mature than that.
me NOW, who is COOL: OWO?? owu? >:3c im gonnahgkkjaa gggGGHDDHg
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