hold on. are you telling me that nandor held off turning guillermo for 13 years because he knew guillermo wasn't cut out for vampirism. he knew being a vampire was guillermo's greatest dream and he didn't want him to be disappointed. he didn't want guillermo to lose his dream. I'm going to be sick
nandor revealing that he'd been hesitating to turn guillermo bc he genuinely knew that guillermo wouldnt be ready, nandor then being the one to recognize guillermo's unease when he gives up and gets himself turned and regrets it, nandor being the only vampire to then recognize the change of heart and fix the entire thing while ROOTING FOR GUILLERMO'S COMFORT!!!!!
man. something I'm really enjoying in wwdits lore is van helsing descendants being not quite human. theres something just SO tasty about that. THE van helsings hatred and urge to hunt and kill vampires must have changed him on such a fundamental level that even generations down the line his blood still boils in his descendants veins in the presence of a vampire. his obsession with vampires was so strong it turned him and all his family after him into their own specific kind of bloodthirsty creature. their skills are honed and deadly without effort, they're stronger than they should be, they have that whole reaction to sensing the very presence of a vampire. And guillermo uses that obsession as devotion? he uses the skills he has from generations and generations of vampire hunting to loyally protect his vampires? I'm gonna black out
didn’t expect the very sweet and thoughtful lines “but what if i can’t ?” “but what if you can ?” to come from fucking LASZLO and guillermo of all people im gna b honest
so I went to the official wwdits merch store to see if they've added AYYYY I'M BEIN GAY OVA HERE or I'M FALLIN FOR COLIN and they have not but they have added the most unhinged thing I've ever seen in an official merch store
so they've added these life-size cardboard standees of the characters, which is... already an odd choice.
most of them are fairly normal, for a life-size cardboard standee.
but then
but then there's Guillermo
....I.....
god I have so many questions and I want none of the answers