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this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

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*me, literally sick with want* whatever

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genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it's got the McDonald's marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not

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エヴァーグレイス Evergrace (PS2, 2000)

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i love how every plant guide ever is like

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the only thing in our new apartment so far

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the internet has redefined cringe for me from “the general feeling when you suck air through your clenched teeth and veins on your neck pop up” to “feeling second hand embarrassment because someone is being stupid on the internet” so this didnt make sense to me at all

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Final Fantasy VII (1997)

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Angel to your tl

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do you like to pull little pranks during sex

Hehe got your nose!

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Spells, curses, beams even!

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evil wizard curse of having a pretty okay time

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phone call

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one headed calf

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Babe,,,,, wake up...... new Jake Paul just dropped