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What do you think about knife play as a hobby? Or axe throwing?

Knives are more 01's hobby. Though I'm not opposed to using the right tool to get the job done.

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Join the empire and find purpose in life! I lacked direction and discipline before I joined the ranks. I was lost without a sense of purpose and now I’m a 2nd Lieutenant on a Destroyer.

Good for you. Ya want a medal or somethin'?

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Eh, I prefer a thermal detonator.

🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

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SEASON THREE SPOILER ETIQUETTE

We are having a lot of fun with you all lately, and with the premiere of season three of The Bad Batch just around the corner, we would like to remind you of a few things:

ASKS AND TAGS We know it's tempting, but please do not send us asks or tag us with anything about a new episode for a period of ONE WEEK. This will give all of us here a chance to see the episode without spoilers sneaking into our ask boxes and Tumblr activity lists.

SPOILER TAGGING Making a post with the word "Spoilers" in big letters across the top is wildly inconsiderate to the fandom. The Tumblr tagging system is set up so that people who don't want to see something can filter a tag and NOT SEE IT. There are many to choose from, but at the minimum you should tag with "#bad batch spoilers" and "#tbb season 3 spoilers".

DEATH AND PLOT No one dies here at Meme Force 99. If a character dies this season on screen, leave the death there. Don't come into our asks and posts telling us that we're dead. You'll be ignored.

WE ARE TUMBLR USERS TOO We role play the characters on these blogs to spread some joy and share our love of Star Wars with all of you. But we aren't these characters. We are just a group of happy weirdos who, as difficult as it may be to believe, have lives outside of Tumblr and might not get to see the episodes the second they drop. So please extend us the courtesy of not spoiling our favorite show for us. Thank you!

[imperial-demolition-expert]

So I got drafted … here’s the thing I don’t fit the height requirement for a stormtrooper!

I'm sure there'll be somethin' for you, medic officer, mechanic, target practice, admin officer, requisitions. You'll figure it out.

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Uh huh, sure.

Happy love day !

I'm nauseous.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

Yeah? And what about the weird one you make moon eyes at anytime their back is turned?

Happy love day !

I'm nauseous.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

...

Don't be ridiculous.

Happy love day !

I'm nauseous.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

Happy love day !

I'm nauseous.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

Bit of a strong term...

Hey I know you have the hots for that one lady, but I think you're so handsome and awesome. I'll back off, but here's a five pound chocolate bar. I want you to have it.

The hots for ..? Listen, disrespect on the Commander's name aside. I can appreciate someone's work without it being a thing.

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Where’s omega

The kid's education is none of your business.

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I elected for no retirement apparently that’s a thing in the empire … IM IN THE RANKS FOR LIFE

That's how it works.

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Yeah, it is what it's called. You don't appreciate it?

Hey I know you have the hots for that one lady, but I think you're so handsome and awesome. I'll back off, but here's a five pound chocolate bar. I want you to have it.

The hots for ..? Listen, disrespect on the Commander's name aside. I can appreciate someone's work without it being a thing.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

Hey I know you have the hots for that one lady, but I think you're so handsome and awesome. I'll back off, but here's a five pound chocolate bar. I want you to have it.

The hots for ..? Listen, disrespect on the Commander's name aside. I can appreciate someone's work without it being a thing.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

Not everyone can be special.

* looks at Iden’s tie fighter *

I wanna fly that when I grow up! - a civilian child

Join the Imperial Academy, train hard, don't fail us.

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How is it cruel and unusual when these whelps keep asking for it?

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

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Retire from the empire ? No thanks !

I still have a lot to do before then.