impossiblerebelblaze

[impossiblerebelblaze]

Red Bed

[impossiblerebelblaze]

I'm a Rouxls Kaard Roaring Knight truther

[impossiblerebelblaze]

[impossiblerebelblaze]

Second Verse

Part 1

[impossiblerebelblaze]

Were they animals, that music could move them so ?

[impossiblerebelblaze]

If music be the food of love, play on. But I'm really too hungry for just one song

Part 1

Part 2

#smash. I’m so sorry

[impossiblerebelblaze]

“Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.”

— Terry Pratchett - Witches Abroad (via terrypratchettparadise)

[impossiblerebelblaze]

Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

[impossiblerebelblaze]

If you're in the need for some kind of magical artifact of magic for your setting, consider Fresnel Lenses which are used in lighthouses:

These things are Alive.

#ahh that’s why junji ito used that light

[impossiblerebelblaze]

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

#GOOD WORK OP IHOPE YOU GET A BETTER JOB!!!

[impossiblerebelblaze]

crying

[impossiblerebelblaze]

cursed tumblr drinks tasting flight

nothing frappucino

battery acid spaghetti

The Flavor

white gilgamesh

the sludge

dragon cum

peg nog

fistbumping lesbians

the concoction / "potion of extended bad taste"

the horsepussy

vanilla extract

edit: thanks all for your help I have added some of the things I forgot

[impossiblerebelblaze]

it’s easy to forget, so I’ll remind y’all: you can make fantasy versions of anything. yes even things you might not think about. like soil types. I am thinking of fantasy soil types right now

[impossiblerebelblaze]

Fanfic reader's prayer: may my favorite author's hyperfixation on this fandom last longer than mine 🙏

[impossiblerebelblaze]

New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!

[impossiblerebelblaze]

need to post my favourite tweet in the entire world

[impossiblerebelblaze]