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my vape guy bias i have 2 the one is american thom yorke the talkative chill kind of high yucky recs sometimes but i respect everyone has different taste. the second one is the shy a little bit nonverbal guy who is a chiller and he throws in random discounts without telling you. these shops are over 2 hours apart from each other. you can make friends anywhere

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when baby gronk is working the register and the strip lights are on you knooowww youre not getting carded

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nooo please dont make me go to the smoke shop alone im strange and peculiar they think im a fed

#you have never seen a woman twiddle her thumbs shyly and stand like lucky luciano i guess

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i was really sad when marina and lana broke up

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something about antivape commercials makes me vape harder, fart louder, and Love a little more

#toxic metals are in your bloodstream YEAH awesome i want them there

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the difference between muppets and puppets is that muppets are alive and real

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how am i supposed to believe majima is like 40 when hes wearing the same outfit from the 80s and all they did was give him facial hair

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really mad playing yakuza kiwami had to log off the puter this is not homoerotic like 0

#stupid straight quests and unskippable cutscenes shut up let me dance and sing

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hello mr j! i think you and kofu are very cute

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kiryu looks like reese from malcolm in the middle when he has the dance cutscenes for friday night

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yakuza is a lot like trailer park boys for example kiryu is julian and majima is ricky

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my zoombini you know she lashes out at me sometimes and i just freaking LOVE her and then ooh zoombini shes ok!

i got a zoombini the other day from computer it’s cute small fits right in my pocket yeah right in my pocket (zoombini)

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i got a zoombini the other day from computer it’s cute small fits right in my pocket yeah right in my pocket (zoombini)

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i dont understand why there are so many cilantro haters. yeah it tastes like soap and i love it. get over it maybe eat some soap to practice and then you’ll like it

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danny p was so right when he said whats the point of building forts youre going night night. cause why are you building forts be a man and fight dont scamper and hide in your little building

#zero build only because it pisses me off to see someone build

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