*holding both hands to the sides of my temple, struggling and sweating. A hotdog (no bun) levitates in front of my face*
Aaaaaaauuuuuuugggghhhh-
*The hotdog rockets forward past my face, splattering on the wall behind me*
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must be so fucked up to be a younger siibling like imagine being born and theres already another guy there
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self-care phrases to boost your confidence
this shit ain't nothin to me man
I'll fucking kill you
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i love this tweet i love it so much
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In 7th grade I got severely addicted to 5 Hour energy but I had a crunchy mom who wouldn’t let me buy it so I was purchasing it at school off my friend for $8 and also the flavor made me heave so every time I’d chug a bottle I’d have to stand over a sink in case it triggered my gag reflex. 😁
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tumblr i have been here for almost a decade
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☞ THUS
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My new airpod
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Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this
Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓
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They call me 007. 0 rizz 0 bitches 7 mental health diagnosises
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2023 recap!
you were tired and sleepy
lethargic even
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i like when ventposts self censor in a way thats completely incomprehensible to anyone else like 'im so sick of ****** ******* ******' . im sorry that youre going through it. can i buy a vowel
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if it had the opportunity, i feel like a cow would walk through a car wash. it would know exactly what to do, it wouldn't even get scared when the water jets spray
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WHY are some parents like “ooo we hate each other but we’re staying together for the kids” no no NO you’re fucking fighting and screaming at each other every day you’re traumatizing that fucking kid and making it worse
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