Wells are a type of wizard tower, they're just inverted
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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
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“are you sure you want to unsubscribe?” no i just scrolled to the bottom of the email and clicked the link just for the thrill of opening another tab
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the power of christ isn't even that compelling if i'm being honest
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Stray light, Clarissa M Bonet
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everyone's got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him
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i want to be a sweet and friendly girl but there’s all this anxiety. and the horrors
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STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES
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We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched
Like there is nothing sexier hthan this
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Rainer Maria Rilke, Rilke’s Book of Hours
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this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them
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HDOFJFOGNOGEPFGKKFMDORNGOGNPRJEOFNVOVJPENR
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“I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for.”
— Alice Hoffman, Practical Magic
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