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Edgin: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Edgin, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

#honor among thieves #edgin darvis #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #dndhat

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Edgin: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?

Xenk: Um, murder???

Kira: Adventuring!

Holga: Tuesday.

#honor among thieves #edgin darvis #xenk yendar #kira darvis #holga kilgore #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #dndhat

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Simon: I’m a multitasker!

Simon: I can disappoint fifteen people at once.

#honor among thieves #simon aumar #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #dndhat

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Edgin: Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot.

#honor among thieves #edgin darvis #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #dndhat #the queue got messed up

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Doric: Is this your plan B?

Edgin: Technically, this is plan P.

Doric: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Edgin: Yes, but I marry Xenk in plan M.

Xenk: I like plan M.

#honor among thieves #doric the druid #edgin darvis #xenk yendar #edgin x xenk #xedgin #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #dndhat

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Xenk: What do you want for breakfast?

Kira: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.

Xenk:

Edgin: They want eggs.

#honor among thieves #xenk yendar #kira darvis #edgin darvis #edgin x xenk #xedgin #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #dndhat #the queue got messed up again

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Edgin: Hey.

Holga: Hey?

Edgin: I can't sleep. :/

Holga: I can. Goodnight.

#honor among thieves #edgin darvis #holga kilgore #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #dndhat

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Doric: Can you be serious for five minutes?

Edgin: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

#honor among thieves #doric the druid #edgin darvis #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #dndhat

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Edgin: Ah shit, I forgot.

Xenk: Forgot what?

Edgin: How do you expect me to answer that?

#honor among thieves #edgin darvis #xenk yendar #edgin x xenk #xedgin #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #dndhat

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*At a speed dating event*

Xenk: Oh wow, people are really shallow.

Edgin: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate?

Xenk: *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet.

Edgin: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.

#honor among thieves #xenk yendar #edgin darvis #edgin x xenk #xedgin #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #dndhat

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Edgin: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.

Simon: What's wrong with you??

Edgin: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.

Holga: No, they mean other than that.

Edgin: Ohhhhhh.

Edgin: I haven't slept in 4 days.

#honor among thieves #edgin darvis #simon aumar #holga kilgore #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #dndhat

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Simon: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

#honor among thieves #simon aumar #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #dndhat

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Doric: It’s funny how well you and Edgin get along. Didn’t they hate you at first?

Xenk: Edgin hates everybody at first. It’s their way of reaching out to people.

#honor among thieves #doric the druid #xenk yendar #edgin darvis #edgin x xenk #xedgin #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #dndhat

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Edgin: They don’t make them like me no more. I’m the last of my kind.

Xenk: Thank god.

#honor among thieves #edgin darvis #xenk yendar #edgin x xenk #xedgin #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #dndhat

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Doric: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.

Doric: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

#honor among thieves #doric the druid #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #dndhat

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Holga: I refuse to apologize for being weird or off-putting. That’s actually your problem. I’m having a fantastic time!

#honor among thieves #holga kilgore #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #dndhat

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Edgin, staring upwards: So, Xenk broke up with me… haha…

Holga: Why are you looking up?

Edgin: I need to cry, but my foundation was 48 dollars!

#honor among thieves #edgin darvis #xenk yendar #holga kilgore #edgin x xenk #xedgin #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #dndhat