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B'lazarr: Who the fuck— Astra: Language. B'lazarr: Whom the fuck—

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"I'm telling you, molotov cocktails work! Anytime I had a problem and threw a molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem."

-Ana

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Astra: Vel, look, I'm melting butter! Velaria: That's great, Astra. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day.

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Mallow: You have to treat everybody's views with equal respect. Rua: What? Even idiots?

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Astra, murmuring: Let's get married. Velaria: What was that? Astra: What? Velaria: You said something. Astra: I didn't hear what you said. Velaria: No? You said something. Astra: No?

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Ash: Top reasons to get married? Velaria: Firmly saying "That's my wife!" and knocking someone out in one punch. Ash: Velaria: And love, of course.

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Atrius: What are you going to do? Ollie: I don't know. Something dramatic, I hope.

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"Some people give off a vibe like, 'Do not fuck with me.' My vibe is more like, 'Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you.'"

-Armadillo

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Ollie: What should I do? Atrius: Oh, this is where I give you advice and pretend you're going to listen to it?

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"Look, someone needed to be the Family Disappointment and the Gay Cousin and I'm just really good at multitasking. Just playing up my strengths."

-Ollie

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"Sometimes Astra asks me, 'B'lazarr, what do you think you're doing?' But that just means stop. She doesn't actually want to know my thought process."

-B'lazarr

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Hex: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me! Mittens: Even more humiliating than— Hex: Let's not do this.

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Elmar: Well, well, well, if it isn't Aletta? Aletta: But it is me. Elmar: No, it's an expression— Aletta: Your villain tricks don't work on me.

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Armadillo: I think... you're my best friend. Luxus: You think? Armadillo: Well, I can't know for sure because I'm realising now that I've never had one. Luxus: Luxus: This would be a really sweet moment if what you just admitted wasn't so sad.

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"I was perfectly fine not trusting people. Not trusting people is what I'm used to. It's my comfort zone!"

-Arielle

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Jolas: All in all, a 100% successful mission. Ash: We lost Astra! Jolas: All in all, a 100% successful mission.

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"In my defense, I simply don't vibe with the law."

-Velaria