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Yonghee: I need advice

BX, eating cookie dough for breakfast: You came to the right person

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Jinyoung: Seunghun melted cheese on top of an apple to get me to eat fruit

BX: Did it work?

Jinyoung: ...

Jinyoung: Yes

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CIX: *Does something dumb*

Jinyoung: What a bunch of idiots

Jinyoung: Can't believe I'd die for them

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Yonghee: Okay, yes, I might be somewhere along the lines of chaotic evil and chaotic good

Yonghee: But I'm also incredibly hot and look how great my hair is

Yonghee: So that ought to make up for it

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Jinyoung: Self undiagnosing. There's nothing wrong with me

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Yonghee: Can you cook?

BX: I baked a cake once

Seunghun: Oh yeah, it was delicious

BX: Really?

Seunghun: Don't make me lie twice, hyung

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Seunghun: Where's Jinyoung?

BX: I don't know, probably off somewhere disappointing Jesus

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Yonghee: You can't mess with us, Seunghun will straight up cry in public

Seunghun: Yeah, I'll straight up-

Seunghun, tearing up: Yonghee, why would you say that?

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Seunghun: Jinyoung gave me a 'Get Better Soon' card

BX: Aw, that was nice of him

Seunghun: I wasn't sick, he just thought I could do better

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Yonghee: Uno is based on luck

Yonghee: Unless I win, of course

Yonghee: Then it's based on strategy and I'm a genius

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Yonghee, after waking up from a full 12 hour nap: Where am I?

Hyunsuk, sarcastically: Heaven

Yonghee: ...oh

Yonghee: Didn't think you'd be here

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Yonghee: So, how did it go?

Jinyoung: Well, I think I accidentally started a cult

Yonghee: Say what now?

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Seunghun: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you again for taking advantage of my compassionate and forgiving nature! How dare you!

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Seunghun: Jinyoung, this has got to stop, please

Jinyoung, surrounded by 30+ Spoonz plushies: NEVER

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Hyunsuk: Seunghun won't trace this back to us

Yonghee: Are you kidding? He traces everything back to us

Jinyoung: He traces things we haven't even done yet back to us - it's kinda creepy

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Woong: I'm here to see Byounggon, is he home?

Jinyoung: Impossible. Gon-hyung doesn't have any friends

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Hyunsuk: I can explain

BX: Can you?

Hyunsuk, sweating: Give me thirty seconds to come up with a convincing lie