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Omar : *Hiding in a pantry from a murderer*

Omar : *Quietly tries to open a bag of chips*

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Jan : You're right.

Kevin : That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Philipp : Aurélio is just so difficult to read.

Aurélio : Actually, I just want-

Philipp : Such a complex creature.

Aurélio : If you just list-

Philipp : So mysterious.

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Ansgar : Swimming pools are so weird. I mean, we dig holes in the ground and fill them with liquid we can't breathe in and spend an hour or so at a time trying not to drown in it.

Tuta, with a pillow over his ears : Please shut up.

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Mario : Well, it looks like it's time to move onto plan two.

Seppl : Don't you mean plan B?

Mario : That would insinuate that I only have twenty six plans.

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Omar : You really need to get a boyfriend.

Hugo : I don't need a boyfriend. I'm strong and independent and-

*Paxten walks past*

Hugo : -And I need that one.

#eintracht frankfurt #omar marmoush #hugo larsson #source : tumblr #Paxten aaronson

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Kevin, mid argument : Bite me, Jan.

Jan : We do not need to bring your kinks into this.

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Mario : Aren't you the cutest little thing!

Seppl : Aww thank you- oh you're talking to the cat.

Mario : *ignores him and continues petting the cat*

Seppl : *glares at the cat jealously*

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Timmy : I hate it when people ask ''what's the stupidest thing you've ever done?'' like awfully bold of you to assume I've reached peak dumbass.

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Jensson : Remind me, Kaua, why do I keep you around?

Kaua : Because the alternative would be developing a consciousness of your own, Jens.

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Kevin : Do you have any special skills?

Jan : I can juggle.

Kevin : You can juggle?

Jan : Yes. I'm juggling my hatred and attraction towards you as we speak.

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Seppl : Fuck, I want to die.

Mario : Language, Captain.

Seppl : Hecky Heck, I crave death.

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Makoto : See that blaze of fire in the sky? That's the sun. Apollo's lantern, day moon, old blazy. The important thing is, never to touch it.

Robin : I know what the sun is.

Makoto : Yes, now you do.

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Ellyes : Omar, your jealousy is getting on my nerves.

Omar : It's not jealousy, Ellyes. It's possessiveness. There's a difference.

#eintracht frankfurt #ellyes shkiri #omar marmoush #source : tumblr

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Philipp : Gotta love knittings needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab your eyes out. I can make mittens.

Seppl : What was that middle part?

Philipp : I can make a hat.

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Tuta : *is upset*

Ansgar : Hey you know, if spiders had a complex social structure like us and they viewed human as God's and each one of us as a religion that groups of spiders group into, you know what that would mean? That would mean that there is a group of spiders out there that is rooting for you.

Tuta : Thank you?

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Dino, sighing : Tuta, if Ansgar was to jump off a cliff, would you follow him?

Tuta : Will all due respect, my mother gave birth to a leader, an innovator, a dumbass. I'd be the first off that fucking cliff.

#eintracht frankfurt #tuta #ansgar knauff #dino toppmöller #source : tumblr