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xavier: somebody is going to be killed.....

theo: B)

xavier: ...with kindness

theo: B(

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status quo: lmao naw

xavier: haha what if i put my minecraft bed next to yours and we fell asleep together... uh haha jkjk.. unless......????????

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xavier: haha minecraft????? more like OURcraft

baby: this is what i want

xavier: haha what if i put my minecraft bed next to yours and we fell asleep together... uh haha jkjk.. unless......????????

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xavier: haha what if i put my minecraft bed next to yours and we fell asleep together... uh haha jkjk.. unless......????????

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jules: *points at pigeon* dis a bird

jules: *points at joint* dis a weed

jules: *points at community center* dis a scam

jules: *points at baby* disappointment.

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baby, to alphonse: al, you are my one and only.

alphonse: yea i bet you told that to the xavier and theo kid as well

baby: yea i did

baby: i told them you were my one and only

alphonse: i love being a p*dophile

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jules: why must i be “responsible” and “put my child first”??????? is it not enough to be a cool unhinged teen father on drugs???

baby: jules i have not eaten an actual meal in days.

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baby: wow i just wanna grow up and receive genuine love and attention to escape my codependent father and rough affectionless upbringing :(

alphonse, a p*dophile:

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jules, to baby: i raised you so well

jules: you are so disrespectful

jules: do you ever stop and think about how fortunate you are

jules: at least i give you the time of day and put a roof over your head

jules: yknow if you just TRIED to be a mediocre daughter-

jules: do you ever even consider how your actions affect me?

jules: i am literally the best dad out there.

baby:

baby: ok boomer.

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baby: jules we are literally gonna get evicted

baby: would you rather pay rent or pay for that ugly ass green suit

jules:

baby:

jules: homelessness is temporary. drip is forever.