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Sidney Crosby: Look, if you took offense to anything I said back at the hotel, just know it wasn't personal. Claude Giroux: All right, apology accepted. Sidney Crosby: Well, that was less of an apology, and more of an explanation. Claude Giroux: Nevertheless, I accept your apology. Sidney Crosby: Which it wasn't! Claude Giroux: So thank you again for that apology. Sidney Crosby: Well, there was no apology, and I can't do this anymore! Claude Giroux: You said you're sorry in a very sweet and humble way, and that takes a big man to do that.

#claude giroux #sidney crosby #source: schitt's creek #my cheesby heart lives for G messing with Sid

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Travis Konecny: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I'm telling G. I'm telling G and Coots, have you told them? Nolan Patrick: No! No Teeks, I'm waiting for the right opportunity. Okay, otherwise G's gonna cry, and Coots's gonna do that thing where he pretends that nothing's wrong, and then just doesn't talk to me for five months, and I don't want that.

#travis konecny #nolan patrick #source: schitt's creek

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William Nylander: The world is falling apart around us, Marns, and I'm dying inside. Mitch Marner: Well, I'm feeling a little queasy myself.

#william nylander #mitch marner #toronto maple leafs #source: schitt's creek

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Brendan Brisson: The town is disgusting. It is gruesome. Thomas Bordeleau: It is charming, it is quaint, it's like out of a storybook. Kent Johnson: Bords, what the hell is the matter with you?!

#brendan brisson #thomas bordeleau #kent johnson #source: schitt's creek

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Luke Hughes: I need that bed. Jack Hughes: Why? Luke Hughes: Because I need it. Jack Hughes: Why? Luke Hughes: Because if someone were to break in here in the middle of the night wanting to murder us, they would attack this bed first, so I need that bed. Jack Hughes: So you're saying that you want me to get murdered first?! In front of you? And then what would you do? Would you just run away and leave me to bleed out on the floor?! Luke Hughes: Uh, sort of, that was the plan, yeah.

#jack hughes #luke hughes #new jersey devils #source: schitt's creek

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Luke Hughes I get a little crazy sometimes Jack Hughes: You did throw a sheet cake in my face Luke Hughes: Oh my god, let it go

#jack hughes #luke hughes #new jersey devils #source: summer house

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William Nylander: My very soul has been kidnapped, there's no ransom, no one's coming to save me!

#william nylander #toronto maple leafs #source: schitt's creek

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Alex Ovechkin: Okay, can I ask you a question? Nicklas Backstrom: Shoot. Alex Ovechkin: I think you're kind of rude! Nicklas Backstrom: Is that a question?

#alex ovechkin #nicklas backstrom #washington capitals #source: schitt's creek

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Mitch Marner: Maybe you made a mistake.

Alex Kerfoot: I don’t get facts wrong! It’s everything else I screw up.

#mitch marner #alex kerfoot #source: the librarians

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Robert Thomas: How did you even find all of this shit?

Sammy Blais: Ebay.

#robert thomas #sammy blais

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Jamie Drysdale: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.

Trevor Zegras: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.

#jamie drysdale #trevor zegras #source: house md

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Jaden Schwartz: If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your crap… have fun figuring out which one.

#jaden schwartz

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Quinn Hughes: Be realistic and relax.

Jack Hughes: It’s either be realistic or relax. I can’t multitask today.

#quinn hughes #jack hughes

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Thomas Bordeleau: I HAVE A PLAN!

Owen Power: I’m already terrified.

#thomas bordeleau #owen power

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Patrick Kane: Look, I don’t think-

Vladimir Tarasenko: Oh don’t worry, I’m very much aware.

Patrick Kane: …Are you always such an ass?

Vladimir Tarasenko: No, you just bring out the best in me.

#patrick kane #vladimir tarasenko

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#jamie drysdale #trevor zegras

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David Perron: I’m like fine wine.

Ryan O'Reilly: You make people do dumb shit?

David Perron: …No. I wanted to say, I get better with age.

Ryan O'Reilly: Hmm. Why not both?

#david perron #ryan o'reilly