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Hannibal could of actually gotten away with it all if he wasn't so horny about that waterlogged whore

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Hannibal s4e0 "Hannibal and Will in Cuba"

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"With all my knowledge and intrusion I could never entirely predict you. I can feed the caterpillar, I can whisper through the chrysalis, but what hatches follows its own nature and is beyond me."- Hannibal Lecter in front of a dead fucking horse

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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

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ALL OF THIRTEEN'S ERA IN ORDER, 69/?

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Oscar Isaac & Pedro Pascal Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions (2019)

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this is incredible

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

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sometimes i wonder what my cat named me

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my fav elf king 🧎‍♀️

reblog to support :) if u want

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Neil Gaimain about writing Good Omens with Terry Pratchett (x)

Neil: His line to me when we were writing “Good Omens”, he would phone me up and he’d say, I’ve just done this and it’s made it 17% funnier. I’d written this whole meeting between the International Express man and Pollution and I’d mentioned that, you know, ‘he and his wife went down there sometimes when they were courting to spoon’ and Terry added the line, ‘and on one memorable occason, fork.’

Rob: On one memorable occasion.

Neil: On one memorable occasion, and it‘s made it 17% better. In fact, in that case it may have made it 100% better.

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Y’all weren’t kidding about this homo cannibal show. I’ve seen gay porn tamer than the eye fucking between these two.

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—Why is his pain so slutty?

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(Prompt courtesy of @duckslif3)​

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The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

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Sometimes the Doctor must look at this planet and turn away in shame.