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FOR EVERY 🗣 I RECEIVE FOR MY MUSE WILL TELL YOU A RANDOM FACT ABOUT THEMSELVES

#» searching for a piece of art. (asks) #i like this one to try and kick start some ideas!! and writing!!

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WCA #4 📺

#◦ but don't look at me like another lost soul. (clint barton)

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I will get up again. And again. And again.

#➛ likes. (barton) #➛ likes (flores.)

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𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒   ♡   𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

    change gendered language to your needs.  ♡

“  crying is very punk,  trust me,  i do it all the time   &   i am a punk.  ” “  do i like him or is he just tall?  ” “  not to be dramatic but if i don’t get my life together i will die.  ” “  am i dramatic?  yes.  is it justified?  also yes.  ” “  everything that you feel is just a chemical reaction inside your head.  wow.  ” “  there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me.  it’s called the throne.  ” “  let’s get high!!   …   grades.  ” “  i think my gps secretly gets mad at me when i deliberately disobey its directions.  ” “  it’s a bird!  it’s a plane!  it’s   …   me, trying to outrun my feelings.  there i go.  ” “  i am here to say that i am a bisexual who loves mangoes.  ” “  why has no one fallen in love with me yet?  i’m so bored.  ” “  honestly,  i don’t even play an active role in my life.  shit just happens   &   i’m like  ‘  oh,  is this what we’re doing now?  okay.  ’  ” “  life hack  :  you don’t have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon.  ” “  what the fuck do mirrors do when nobody is around?  ” “  it may look like i’m having deep thoughts,  but really,  i’m just thinking about what to eat next.  ” “  do i deserve back pain at this age?  ” “  i’m a simple person;  anything happens,  i cry.  ” “  i’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything.  ” “  yes,  the rumors are true.  i’m a lovey-dovey dumbass.  ” “  i try not to sound like an asshole,  but it’s really hard because i am an asshole.  ” “  someone has to date me eventually,  right?  ” “  what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of?  ” “  your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this friendship apart.  ” “  there’s no way that  EVERYBODY  was kung-fu fighting.  ” “  saying my name is so intimate,  why would you do that to me?  ” “  don’t ask me about my sexuality.  you’re not gonna get a straight answer.  ” “  i would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining.  ” “  the first step to any murder is to have fun   &   be yourself.  ” “  i think i am subconsciously trying to ruin my own life.  ” “  i may seem like an angry person on the surface,  but deep down inside, i am actually angrier.  ” “  i push everyone away,  but in a way,  i am doing them a favor.  ” “  what do you mean a thesaurus isn’t a dinosaur?  ” “  i’m not even a hot mess.  i’m more like a lukewarm mess.  ” “  i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual.  ” “  can someone please explain to me how i’m supposed to sleep for eight hours straight when i’m not even straight?  ” “  you’re not allowed to be busy,  you’re my only friend.  ” “  becoming older than ten years old was the biggest mistake of my life.  ” “  is it cold in here,  or is that just my heart?  ” “  if i sigh loudly enough,  will all my problems go away?  ” “  hey,  sorry i’m late.  i didn’t want to come.  ”

#» searching for a piece of art. (asks)

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“i’ve had exactly nine bad ideas today.” 

say hi to clint everyone

#◦ but don't look at me like another lost soul. (clint barton) #➛ likes. (barton) #➛ responses. (barton) #aka meet one of the first characters i ever wrote on tumblr!! #such a shame they never put him in the m/cu ///:

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hello friends i am back to cause issues and maybe add a few new characters to write for

#'maybe' they say as they're already loading up the needed pages #» a goldfish wouldn't love you twice. (ooc)

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love these guys. the cycle nauts

#◦ now's as good as any as a time and place to begin. (raz aquato)

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hello what if i wasn’t dead and just got really caught up in my new job

#» a goldfish wouldn't love you twice. (ooc) #aka HELLO LOVELY PEOPLE I'VE MISSED YOU

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IT (1990) dir. Tommy Lee Wallace / IT: CHAPTER ONE (2017) dir. Andy Muschietti

#◦ from adulthood no one survives. (richie tozier)

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#➛ likes. (snicket)

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have i been relistening to podc.ast while at work? yes do i have dou.g eiff.el brainrot? also yes

so catch me on my pod.cast multi too!!

#yes i specifically restarted w3.59 and made it all the way to the s1 finale before i started crying!! #» a goldfish wouldn't love you twice. (ooc)

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It’s spooky season bois.

#➛ likes. (pines) #➛ likes. (doyle)

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my brother, my brother, and me / starter sentences. (pt. II)

feel free to change pronouns as needed!   /   pt. i

‘ scholars can’t prove that jesus was not from boston. ‘

‘ but no – he was actually in a feminist punk band. ‘

‘ you know what? that’s a new, good, adult rule: don’t go to parties unless they have fucking guest towels. ‘

‘ my age is actually defined by the fact that if i did that, i would die. ‘

‘ i actually would say, in this circumstance, poop in your hand plus me not being you equals very, very funny. ‘

‘ sexy garfield is compromised. i repeat, sexy garfield is compromised. ‘

‘ it’s like alec baldwin said in that movie: a - always, b - be, d - dipping. dip, i’m out. ‘

‘ now, i did learn a lot while i was in that bear pussy… ‘

‘ chunk pump makes me think of like, the old-timey way that pioneers used to get cream corn up out of the ground. ‘

‘ drop to one knee, kiss her hand. make sure you’re wearing a fedora and make sure you’re within eyesight of me so i can come kick the shit out of you. ‘

‘ people used to say that man couldn’t fly, and that earth was flat. and look what columbus did? he flew. ‘

‘ there’s a wild variance in quality of garlic bread. you really don’t know what you’re gonna get. ‘

‘ fast-food restaurants are, by definition, a gun that shoots burgers at you. ‘

‘ i’ve got in my cubicle a harry houdini bobble-head, a superman bust, and… a donkey figurine, from shrek, that talks. ‘

’ can you cook and eat the beans from a beanbag chair? ’

’ we’re gonna share this together, baby. you, me, and the lice. ’

’ nothing that you do on the internet matters, especially not on facebook. ’

’ have you ever tried to carry a dead kid? ’

’ here’s some other shit that has no significance. ’

’ here’s a quick lesson in urban legend. urban legend - kid was sticking his head out a window, a car was passing with, like, a dog sticking their head out of the window, the kid knocked the dog’s head off. that’s an urban legend. ’

’ it’s about to get stranger and stranger, just buckle up. ’

’ ghosts have to hang out where they die. like, forever. ’

’ that is the worst urban legend i have ever heard. ’

’ i do believe that everybody who asks a yahoo answer question is beyond help, um, from anybody. ’

’ i know that when i’m trying to stop impressing women, the first thing i do is talk about dungeons and dragons. ’

’ have you guys ever tried to drink warm milk? it’s foul. ’

’ my body knows that when i’m asleep, i’m basically dead for like 8 hours. and that’s not only terrifying but wasteful. there’s a lot of things i could be doing with my dead time. ’

’ abba? not so good about returning our phone calls. ’

’ can you find my scorpion’s genitals for me? ’

’ i just wanna be a dune buggy. they’re awesome. ’

’ i’d be a hearse that used to be a hearse but then somebody turned it into a pizza wagon. ’

’ we just broke through the crust into the creepy, creepy mantle of this question. ’

’ like, when i’m in the shower hangin’ brain, i can barely observe my own thing without getting a little sick. ’

’ there’s a lot of christmas-themed names for your testicles, now that i think about it. ’

’ you gotta flip it on him. make him think that you’re gonna step on his balls, and then maybe like, step on his butthole. ’

’ if i was a homosexual i would totally want a granddad boyfriend. ’

’ you know how human beings only use 20% of their dicks? ’

’ bradley cooper uses 100% of his 5 dicks. ’

’ here’s a fun idea, do some drinking. ’

’ i’m not so sure you know what gay means. ’

’ as angry as i was about this guy, there is a much more unpleasant gentleman whose fetish is a little boy stuck in a chocolate tube. ’

’ to ride a horse is to borrow the entire billy joel discography. ’

’ my butt’s a vagina? ’

#» searching for a piece of art. (asks) #listen it's a good meme set okay

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me before giving a bj

*tapping* is this thing on?

#i can't stress enough that this is a Richie Mood #➛ likes. (tozier) #*nsfw text

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I FORGOT TO POST THIS HERE 

but!! i’m currently in the process of test driving using a new name!! mandy is still 100% a-ok and wonderful but i’ll be using mason too to see if i like it or not!! so if you see me flip back and forth between those names that’s why lmao

#bringin this back because yeah #» a goldfish wouldn't love you twice. (ooc)

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the it movies are my peak “i never said it was good, i just said that i liked it.”

#» a goldfish wouldn't love you twice. (ooc) #me tapping my foot waiting for hb.o to put chapter 2 back on the app tbh

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“All due respect, this is fucking stupid.”

#◦ from adulthood no one survives. (richie tozier)