not now mom i鈥檓 wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead
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The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on
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I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are
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emojis are dead eyed and soulless yet their only purpose is to convey emotion. how did people fuck this up so badly??
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Me after googling something I knew I鈥檇 regret
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Source
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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers
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Tech bros who think digital is forever and that uploading your consciousness to a computer is immortality crack me up. Like bro, you'd be "immortal" on the computer for like a year until your own company sends out some software update that makes you incompatible and whoops, there goes TechBro.soul into the great Recycling Bin in the sky
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me signing off every post
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writing tip:
if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything
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