I feel at such a disadvantage. All the time, whenever I meet someone, Maxim’s sister or even the servants, I know they’re all thinking the same thing, that they’re all comparing me with her.
shoutout emojis for accidentally stumbling into one of my favourite forms of communication ever which is of course, not using emojis, but instead, saying the name of the emoji outloud
"Pensive emoji" "Flushed emote" "Fire Emoji" All of these are very natural and beautiful to me
you know there actually is a meaningful difference between 'men's' and 'women's' deodorant beyond the selection of scents. 'mens' plays better with pit hair and doesn't pill up in it and 'womens' tends to have a more powdery finish to help prevent chafing. so really the two genders are actually hairy and bald.
stop saying "gen z brought back bush-era purity politics" i grew up in the bush era and even then people weren't saying that you're a sex addict for having boring marital sexual congress in the same house as your children. this is just plain unhinged
I know it's a thing on here to treat ppl who are unamused by horoscope shit as wet blankets but frankly there is something uniquely aggravsting abt telling another person your star sign in order to participate in what you assume is lighthearted convo and watching a respected adult peer actively adjust how they feel about you as a person in real time bc of the day of the year you happened to be born on
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