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i'm seeing a lot of new ppl join tumblr who aren't making any spontaneous semi pathetic, oversharing personal textposts whatsoever and i just want to say you're doing it all wrong... this is not like instagram like meant to be some shiny highlight reel used to make u look good its supposed to be an incriminatingly revealing dark intimate look into your life & inner psyche while simultaneously no one knows who u are or gives a fuck... anyway hope this helps some of u get on the right track

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i know what you are

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We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

#rice cooker #bread maker

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tv shows that don’t try even a little bit to make an actor look younger despite a flashback taking place like 20 years ago are so fucking funny. like suspend your disbelief or don’t idgaf.

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unfortunately i want to make purchases :(

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If my future love isn't like this, then I don't want it

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mcqueen

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men love being pinned up against walls by other men it makes them feel masculine it's the same as going fishing

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Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic

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Folks, friends, y’all…. esk*mo is a slur. I understand a lot of people don’t know that, I don’t want to be a dick about it, but I’ve been seeing it in fics. Wanna write “esk*mo kisses”? Just say “nuzzled noses” or something.

I’m not here to call anybody out, it’s been in multiple fics, I’m not vague posting. This is just a psa. 👍🏻

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