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the real forbidden snack

#i should win some type of reward for never giving into the temptation to lick my rosin #over a decade of playing violin

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It's dishonest work and it's a lot. And nobody needs to do it

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My medieval and ancient ancestors watching me trying to charge my laptop and connect to WiFi: Ah, yes, she must feed her magic mirror on the telluric current and summon the spirits of knowledge from the aether.

My ancestors watching me proceed to doomscroll on Twitter: Alas! She is beguiled by the cruel babblings of the demons within the mirror; soon she will descend into melancholy from the things she has witnessed.

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sports really is just i am trying to please my dad i am trying to please my dad i am trying to please my dad i am trying to please

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It makes absolutely perfect sense. Doesn't compel me though.

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snoopy as lady macbeth

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get back!

#i want this job #mike mcdaniel

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atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

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i am a simple guy. i like something. i watch it again. i watch it again. i watch it ag

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Can you guys be quiet im watching my movie

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december……

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new heresy im developing: hermit crabs also ate of the fruit of knowledge of good and evil and hence also aware of their nakedness

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dni unless you have a thorough knowledge of music, singing, drawing, dancing, all the modern languages, all while possessing a certain something in your air and manner of walking, the tone of your voice, your address and expressions-

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